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Minneapolis 30 🏳️‍🌈 Gamer Server life
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You’d have to waterboard me before I’d ever change my relationship status on Facebook to “it’s complicated.” That’s too more information for people to know

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Gays will wear underwear, boots, and a fanny pack calling it a “fit” before going out to the bars

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When you’re waiting for the dealer to hit you back 👹

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One of my proudest DJ moments is when I mixed Heads Will Roll after playing 365 shygirl Remix

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I have a really hard time trusting video game reviewers after how they all treated Dragon Age: Veilguard by review bombing it without actually playing the game, which was very easy to tell by who did and didn't. Need people who aren't into fantasy RPG's to stop reviewing fantasy RPG's

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Remembering the time a guy was giving me a full lecture on how bad p*ppers are for you and how you shouldn't be doing them but then looks me dead in the eyes and asks if I wanna hit a whippit.... SIR YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Always sipping on the dumb bitch juice (coffee)

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bsky.app/profile/wari...

submitted 7 days ago • 82 comments

Talking to a gay person about their genitalia in the month of October:

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

The high in Minneapolis is -2 today so I’ll be staying inside stoned to the bone playing final fantasy

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It’s just me and my soda water against the world

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Gay people walk fast everywhere but the club

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

A whole man

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Will never forget I had to explain how guys eat other guys out because my straight friend didn’t get that we eat ass 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A martini a day keeps the doctor away

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Did the dishes and showered on my day off so back into my gaming hole I go

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Can we stop spending millions on OpenAI and spend more on the Spotify shuffle option?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s too cold to be working today

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Struggling to find a video game to keep my attention 😵‍💫

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

not beating the taydolf allegations

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 53 comments

Time for work 😵‍💫

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody has to kill him

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Damn y’all loved that selfie and I wasn’t even showing hole or pole 💅

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Cursed to be attracted to men that would most likely hate crime me

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submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Gay powers restored, now show me your h*le

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry but what is it about every straight man wanting to be a comedian or podcaster?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Happy weekend boys 😋

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments