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I’ve got good vision. I read the play and I keep my head. I may be raw, but I have about me a ✨purposeful✨ savagery.
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No-one expects the Leopards Eating People’s Faces inquisition!! Even though they, really, really, ✨really✨ should have. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🎶🐆😩Sing it, @chescaleigh.bsky.social! 😫🐆🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGy...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like this is worth sharing into the cyber-ether as we go to total trade-warfare against our three closest trading partners in the 🌎🌍🌏. Looks like Trump is finally confronting the Great Canadian Question that has been hanging over all of us for so long… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🙃

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Elon’s technogoon “plumbers”. Seem like nice lads and whatnot… 😈🤣😈 @maddow.msnbc.com @wajali.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @thebulwark.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone meet Akash Bobba, one of Elon’s #StealUSA technogoons.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 21 days ago • 821 comments

Don’t worry, the United States of America will be in full self-driving mode by Monday morning.

submitted 21 days ago • 817 comments

I'm not saying this is a coup. But if you *were* going to do a coup, how would things look different from recent events -- seizing the federal payments system, federal purging law enforcement, threatening to sic armed US Marshals on civil servants guarding classified data

submitted 21 days ago • 219 comments

I am wrong, as always.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

👇🏻This👇🏻, as tha kidz say, gives me absolute ✨life✨. Merry Groundhog Day to one and all, however you choose to celebrate it. And— [SPOILER ALERT] bundle up folks, ‘cos it’s 6 more glorious weeks of winter for us all. 🐻‍❄️🥶🐻‍❄️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qST...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

By Jingo, it’s sooo crazy… 😜🤪🤯 It might just ✨work✨!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Also, if you’re pretty sure that you *have* served and your service to these great United States consisted of heroically failing to contract gonorrhea… Maybe you shouldn’t have an opinion about any little thing at all? 🤔🧐

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

submitted 104 days ago • 40 comments

Time to unfollow @washingtonpost.com.

submitted 50 days ago • 1290 comments

Bravo, @anntelnaes.bsky.social. I guess the new slogan for the Washington Post ought to be: “Newspapers die in cowardice.” anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

submitted 50 days ago • 654 comments

Now that they destroyed their own neighborhood, the Maga/Elon trolls are rolling in to BlueSky. My recommendation is to block early, on the first offense, without explanation. Here are my rules why I block them: open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

submitted 98 days ago • 1825 comments