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prakito.bsky.social
idk im just here brah 📍LA
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I go from “making money is good and entrepreneurship is wonderful” to “we are all slaves under our corporate overlords” maybe like three times a meal

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I want to boycott Amazon, but how else am I supposed to get 6 PlayStation controllers for my Dad by his birthday in 3 hours (he likes rubbing the joysticks)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

PSN is down… HAH! That’s why I don’t play video games and instead just twiddle my chest hair to the beat of 24K Magic (try it)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It’s crazy how Kanye disappeared around… *checks date when he went on Alex Jones and said all that shit* winter 2022! #kanye #kanyewest #rap

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Butler is like the kid who quit and took the football home. But instead of a "football" it's a basketball, and instead of home it's a strip club. And instead of quitting he's just cooked / old #jimmybutler #nba #jokes #miami #heat

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I hate for how long my dumb internet brain legitimately thought people were talking about a ceasefire deal ushered in between Drake and Kendrick. Imma go touch/smoke grass

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

He carries himself with the confidence of a much more online man

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

You trust Fox News (the most popular media), Joe Rogan (the post popular podcast), Donald Trump (the popular vote winner), and Elon Musk (richest man). Baby girl, you are the mainstream. You are the deep state.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

“Multiple instances of conduct detrimental to the team” is the vaguest shit ever, and also describes me in every group project ever #nba #jimmybutler #heat #basketball

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Was he replaced by an H1B hire coach? Insane career trajectory for a dude named “Brown” 🧐 #nba #kings #politics #joke #maga #vivekramaswamy #elon #trump #basketball

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t relate to hip-hop anymore. Why is every rapper named like “Lil Xan”💊 or “Lil Heroine Needle”💉 - it’s a bit much for us suburbanites Where’s LIL ADVIL PM or our boi LIL LOZENGE ❓ #joke #music #hiphop #rap #musicsky #hiphopsky

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 75 days ago • 93 comments

If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane. We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

submitted 79 days ago • 2160 comments

This def was a manifesto written by and for GenZ, shit was short enough to be a tweet and for my ADHD raddled ass to read on the toilet without my legs going numb #luigi #mangione #healthcare #jokes #genz #bluesky #bernie

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Trump says Canada should become the 51st state and the next day the CEO of the largest PRIVATE HEALTHCARE company gets killed 🤔🤨🧐 #jokes #politics #dgg #trump #bluesky #uhc #medicareforall #canadian #trudeau #comedy #politicalhumor #blue

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Presidential pardons genuinely sound like something a kid in elementary school made up. Oh Jeremy spit on your thigh during a game of wall-ball? He’s allowed to do that, his dad is the custodian - oh and he’s sleeping with the duty teacher on his lunch break #politics #liberal #trump #jokes #comedy

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments