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premusclemommy.bsky.social
she/her mother heifers unite! phat, gay, and depressed 💪🏼🐷
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asked for an accommodation at work and I want to dai

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will carry your groceries for a nap after doing nothing all day

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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 9 days ago • 792 comments

Sure, dinner at a nice restaurant is great, but reservations at the void to scream together, now that’s an act of service right there

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

brb googling how to send a r@pïsţ to prison

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

work sent a company wide email on the protocol of surprise ICE visits wtf is happening

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta be honest, finding it real hard to balance being informed of the horrors and protecting my mental health.

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

I love grocery shopping. It’s the one time I spend $200 just to realize I still have nothing to eat

submitted 32 days ago • 32 comments

calling in sick because one of my shoes is tied looser than the other

submitted 32 days ago • 26 comments

Me to the homies

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Just living my life one dumpster fire at a time.

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

made a huge mistake and I feel so dumb bc it was completely my fault and the repercussions were damaging and potentially costly

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hiding in the quiet room at work bc im overstimulated

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

first day back in office for a lot of folks and ive been overstimulated since 8am by the existence of others

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Praying for you all in a non-religious queer sense

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

feeling very overwhelmed today

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ate vegetables and now I have a loose caboose help

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

help my rearranged furniture is attacking me every time I walk by

submitted 49 days ago • 25 comments

Happy decongestion day to all who celebrate

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

submitted 49 days ago • 58 comments

R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

submitted 54 days ago • 64 comments

let’s get the fuck outta here, grab some coffee and just spend the day laughing.

submitted 54 days ago • 18 comments

Peekaboo!

submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

submitted 55 days ago • 314 comments

I kicked my dog off the bed and now she’s sitting in the corner humming a Sarah McLachlan song

submitted 55 days ago • 204 comments

Physically speaking, I'm now in sweatpants until tomorrow. Emotionally speaking, I'm now in sweatpants until January.

submitted 60 days ago • 38 comments

well we made it to almost 10 AM before the first full scale meltdown progress!

submitted 60 days ago • 13 comments

Second bottle of prosecco opened! Remember. It's not alcoholism if it's christmas day and you put orange juice in it.

submitted 60 days ago • 131 comments

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO EVERYONE CELEBRATING!!

submitted 60 days ago • 9 comments

hope everyone’s donning now their gay apparel

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

whats up fuckers!

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disassociating is like going into standby mode

submitted 61 days ago • 11 comments

Check it out – Santa’s got a new helper this year!

submitted 61 days ago • 133 comments

So much holiday traffic… even the bison are stuck in a jam! ;)

submitted 62 days ago • 51 comments

happy capitalism to those who have to work this holiday season

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last Christmas you gave me your heart the very next day you said you were gay

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

Hey you Yes you You're gay *Boop*

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments

during the holidays, no trip to the grocery store is complete without a smaller, superfluous trip to the grocery story directly after

submitted 62 days ago • 45 comments

increased my meds to feel like a human again but it will take 8 weeks to see improvement hahahhaa

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

submitted 63 days ago • 52 comments

my brother has been sending me homophobic texts and im over his bullshit

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired of the grocery store being a $50 trip no matter what little you grabbing

submitted 68 days ago • 716 comments

. I'm tired of exercise. If nature wanted me to stretch my arms above my head this often, there'd be twice-baked potatoes in the trees.

submitted 70 days ago • 25 comments

feeling unprecedented levels of homosexuality right now

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

*passing a billboard that says “Shackled by lust? Jesus saves!”* my wife: I bet Jesus was shackled by lust. Free love hippie ass dude. Total ho

submitted 70 days ago • 17 comments

Being 47 means being overjoyed at "sleeping in" til 7:30.

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

I don’t mean to brag, but I am super gay.

submitted 69 days ago • 7 comments

it's funny being in love. there's a woman in my life who knows more about me than anyone else on the planet, and yet she still lets me live in her house

submitted 69 days ago • 7 comments