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hey siri how big should men’s nipples be

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Can people please stop replying “your mother” on the What Did You Do Last Week email. Thx #presidentmusk #doge

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Are we all having fun yet? #presidentmusk

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

please stop calling me Adolf Titler #presidentmusk

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

working from mar-a-lago is ok though #presidentmusk

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Hint: it’s not me #presidentmusk

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

also your mom #presidentmusk

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Looking into it #presidentmusk

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

First time anyone’s called me thin in ages #presidentmusk

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

My pronouns are Arrest / Colonel / Sanders #presidentmusk

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll fix that soon #presidentmusk

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I am a father who gets lots of sex #presidentmusk

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Oralè Resisters Congratulations, you did it! #PresidentMusk is trending! Oralè Resisters Merry Christmas Presents Elon Musk #PresidentMusk

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

I’m the first African-American President #presidentmusk

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments

Tbh I’ve got my eye on Germany. They didn’t let me into Berghain but I’ll show them who’s boss. #presidentmusk

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Correct. The women will all be having my babies #presidentmusk

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Bring me the orange one, he amuses me. #PresidentMusk

submitted 126 days ago • 89 comments

I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣 #PresidentMusk

submitted 125 days ago • 977 comments

two things can be true at once #presidentmusk

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

somebody fire this guy #presidentmusk

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Free FALLIN?? All this time I’ve been saying Free Balling #presidentmusk

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: the Panama Canal was named after the Van Halen song “Why Can’t This Be Love” #presidentmusk

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

President Musk and The Best Boy wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS from the White House 🎄🎁 @presidentmusk.bsky.social #TheWhiteHouse #PresidentMusk #ElonFatheredBarron #VicePresidentTrump

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

You called? FYI it works a lot like Beetlejuice #presidentmusk

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been an adult since I was born then I guess #presidentmusk

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Me neither. My tits are wild #presidentmusk

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

It’s outrageous and a complete distortion of the truth. I don’t get that much air #presidentmusk

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments