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The best dancer at St. Bernadette's (with the worst reputation). Major fan of the Oxford comma. DC based, NOLA born, Georgia educated former public defender with a penchant for musical theatre & reality TV.
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There is an extremely good argument for applying strict broken windows policing to American elites

Good morning.

I am filled with ennui and Diet Coke.

Hi, I'd like to report a murder.

Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation

PUT IT BACK! WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH! I CANNOT DEAL WITH A MUMMY OR AN EGYPTIAN CURSE!

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I'm not a Catholic but passive-aggressive snarking about the pope's ill health and possible death because he recently called you out feels like not doing Catholicism right.

I would have gotten away with the tax fraud if the IRS hadn't gone looking for it, which is why this is their fault.

jamelle is correct

Strong rumor with credible sourcing: DOJ has put all of public integrity line attorneys in a room and told them they have an hour for someone to choose who will sign motion to dismiss and if nobody does, they will all be fired. The nastiest strong-arming in DOJ history by a long shot.

Now that Trump has fired the Kennedy Center leadership and installed a bunch of cronies who made him the new chair, the theater is canceling programs with even a hint of LGBTQ themes and scrubbing them from its website. Dark stuff. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

This. This. This.👇

Today's mantra:

So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.

THIS IS DRAG

Didn't Corky St. Clair live in a similar place in Blaine, MO?

If you are a lawyer, you advocate to save democracy. If you are an elected rep you use legislative power to protect your country. If you are a journalist you write truth in the face of threats to democracy. If you are a faith leader, you do this. Everyone has a role. Stand upright in yours.

A kid in a candy shop again.

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With so many folks posting about THE MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL tonight, it might blow your minds a bit to know that every single costume in the film (human & Muppet alike) was designed by Polly Smith, co-inventor of the sports bra. Merry Christmas!

Hello, sweet cheeks!

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me

just now making this connection

Farmer: You harvest this year’s crop of Brussels? Farmhand: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Farmer: what.

My mood: many thanks to @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social for capturing this "feeling"

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

So! You little Italian devils! You want to know about assassination? Mangione……he will tell you

Ever see someone living your dream? Well, KBJ is about to do it.

#TeamOxfordComma

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

Holy shit, Smile 2 was INTENSE 🫣 I loved it!!!

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Blocked someone on instagram for posting a story describing Dylan McDermott as the “Wal-Mart Dermot Mulroney.” There’s no hope for someone that wrong.

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: A Gay Fantasia On National Themes

We're so back