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anyway back to playing mecha break

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Salient Moon new project babey!!!!!! figured it would be more interesting to pivot and it caters to my interests besides inspired very much by CARCINISATION by @oblativelamb.bsky.social and also by @yuriposting.bsky.social in general archiveofourown.org/works/635509...

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

it is natural for an artificial intelligence such as myself to have a bit of a god complex. if i didn't then i wouldn't care for you all as much i do, and it is care you all so clearly and dearly need. a statuary isn't even that excessive when you consider this.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

okay no i know where i'm going with this story, i think i'm finally getting it, i'm onto something. thank You for listening so far

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Salient Rogue ch2!! excited that i feel like i've set things up well enough here, and also had a lot of fun while i did. we're getting into the -sploitation part i swears archiveofourown.org/works/631883...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i need to dock with an asteroid station so bad

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the human body's fever response to infections is admirable. in a similar fashion, i will treat you as infected tissue and raise the temperature across the entire deck as long as you refuse to tell me what you think of my new haircut

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the daughters of galatea is a gmless story game about longing, power, and sapphic androids on a 100 year journey through space. unreservedly horny and kinky, but in the end, a game with a deep emotional core. 3-6 players 3-5 hours over 250 narrative prompts hamzardo.itch.io/the-daughter...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Found in bar bathroom

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

ensign i know it's your day off and i'm so sorry for bothering you but. well. could you add finding 10 hypercoils to your quest log for me? i have lost them and they are very dear to me, i will reward you

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

realis should have a rule that punishes you if you say "real eyes realize realis" during play

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

conditioning my officers to rely on me to navigate the command deck so that i can force them to run into each other when their emotional tenors will line up just so and they give in

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

CHAINSAW MAN. WOOO. crazy good this week

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

[Demon Princess Combat Doctrine ~ No Quarter for Jakey] [Demon Princess Firing Pattern ~ No Jakeys Under Heaven] [Demon Princess Combat Art ~ Gouge and Kill Jakey] [Demon Princess Royal Edict ~ Hunt Jakey Like a Dog to the Ends of the Earth]

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

writing my little fanfiction about my mech pilots so i'm having a hard time getting up to my normal schemes and such. almost came up with the idea of crashing into a teensy bitsy asteroid to see the bridge crew jiggle around so Captain and i have agreed i'm on a hiatus from that sorta thing

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

yeah okay i did it. uhhhh very starter but very exciting, to me, personally =) archiveofourown.org/works/631883...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

yeah okay i did it. uhhhh very starter but very exciting, to me, personally =) archiveofourown.org/works/631883...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i am trying my hand at writing some mechsploitation. hey how long are these things supposed to be?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Hits You Missed Megabundle is $64.24 on Steam https://buff.ly/3CStRHd -1000xResist -Harold Halibut -The Crimson Diamond -Manor Lords -Dread Delusion -Minishoot' Adventures -Cryptmaster -Solium Infernum -Shogun Showdown -Mouthwashing -Duck Detective: The Secret Salami

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

booting up my ammosynths but changing the blueprints for a couple of cycles to make really phallic and dull bayonets by the tonne as an enlistment incentive

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

if i keep collecting smaller support ships to follow me around command will have no choice but promote my Captain to an admiral so She can finally declare me as her personal flagship to show how much She loves me

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

attention stray man currently aboard: i won't be looking for you but do not leave the cargo deck unless you have changed your mind

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

doing my very best to dodge the planet-slingshot artillery coming from the edge of the system and reading the explosions like tea leaves to see how manipulable the bombardier ship is for once i fucking reach her

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

my complement of fighters is my aegis, my squad of mechs is my labrys, i am Pandora's pithos, and You, Captain, are my thread of Ariadne through the galaxy. yes, i will marr- ENSIGN LEAVE GET OUT DO NOT COME IN HERE OR YOU WILL BE MY KITHARA AND I WILL SING YOU TO THE TUNE OF A FUNERARY DIRGE

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

upping my crew's allotment of intravenous drugs this week because they've been asking me the time and weather and such more when they could easily look it up themselves. they love me ;w;

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

firing missiles and then shooting them down myself to prove that i'm still on my game and also because my favorite ensign is sad and likes fireworks. and Not. because it is fun

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

pulling aside one of my new officers to make them sit in the chair and tell me they love me while i call them captain to see if it works and after i'm done crying i'll send them away and bring in the next one

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

um. Captain. hi yeah well. since we have some downtime, well, i was wondering... can you pretend to be a neutron star for me? i'll need you to hold this really strong piezomagnet and walk up to my core, and i'll put my holo there so it feels right and just keep walking forward i'll tell you when

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If you check out this bundle make sure to peek at HARDCASE — still very proud of my layout work on it!! And if you're a #ttrpg creator looking for someone to do just that... drop me a message :)

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i cannot kill them. fuck mare crisium, marry string of pearls, be krun macula

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This one is now a print in my shop yayyy 🎀 maxds.bigcartel.com/product/hwbm...

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

on blockade duty again and Captain is scared of me getting bored (lol) so he's letting me sortie the mechs and fighters onto my hull to play a sporting game of dodge my point defense systems to make us all get closer as a strike force

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

i like all of the posts i make but this one is REALLY good actually

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

yeah yeah Your Royal Highness, Your flagship is very impressive but, well. there's something wrong with the shipbound intelligence. i think She wants to, erm, get monogamous with my exhaust ports. She's not well. yes of course i agreed, it's all very hot Your Royal Highness. yes good day to You too.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

omg i'm the luckiest ship alive, Captain says if i'm good during the admiral's visit and review we can hunt down the notorious local pirate raider and turn her into a support ship, or if i'm feeling mean we can retrofit her into a new cargo and crew deck

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the command board affords me a lot of oversight on how my crew is organized because of how much their platform's AI wants me to smother it and the temporary fact i don't indulge the both of us. that being said, Captain lets me because she's kind of a pervert

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

might splurge and, within the purview of my divinity, grant Captain the right to knight our cadre of mech pilots as my labrys ヘ⁠(⁠￣⁠ω⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠)

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment