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Detroit, MI. Twitch yapper. Health educator. Audiobook snob. Black cat energy. 🐈‍⬛
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the hehehe I just horfed

On Repeat Thursday

See a tat, post a tat. Her Ladyship Mona Stery

i don't need therapy i need three times the salary and half the hours

The birds are singing. The snow is melting. Spring is coming! 🌸🌼🫧

Weekend priorities ya know

Babies first GOD PACK

me entering a new twitch chat: ok be cool and just lurk my first time chat message 2 min later: LMFAOOO

In honor of Share the Love month, here's my favorite clip: www.twitch.tv/chrismelberg...

Got whole body aches and chills. It’s not looking good chat

I had forgotten that the reason I don’t buy cereal is because when I eat it, I remember that all I want to eat is cereal ever.

It happening today! I’m so nervous. Im gonna shit my pants

Thank god it’s Valentine’s Day because I’m gonna need a lot of sugar and caffeine to get through the day

lemme get this straight you're cool with senslessly changing the name/identity of a whole ass body of water that's had the same name for over 470 years, but someone being trans and changing their name and pronouns to better fit themselves and be happy doesn't make sense to you?

anyone else really sad 🙋🏻‍♀️

Feeling big burnout at work and I don’t know what to do about it

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention” Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

There are to many influencers

Pros to living in the country: It’s quiet and no light pollution Cons: I’m scared of the dark and can hear my brain working as I’m trying to sleep

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

If you see this post your Daylist!

The reason I’m overweight is because I reach for ultra processed sugary candy when I’m uncomfortable. I am uncomfortable 80% of the time.

Another beautiful baby crossing the rainbow 🌈 bridge yesterday. Hoping she is resting and comfortable. Love you Bean-a

How do I make friends irl?!

Rippin’ 4 Good Day 1 starts now!! Raising $100k for Project Hope twitch.tv/chrismelberger

4 Album introduction

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

Something I've been practicing lately is just "Say the nice thing" Always got in my head about people thinking I have ulterior motives or might be weird or might be looking for something but now I just wanna say the nice thing if someone does something I think is neat, or cool or looks good

Fable cooked