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Who won an Oscar last night.

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Getting worried about the economic blackout bc what if I want chipotle ☹️

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I wish I was smart enough to know why ‘lon wants my 💫 data 💫

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I want a breakfast sandwich so large

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I made the 🧈 but damn. I wish I had recorded it in Strava so it counts as a workout.

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What are other options for women in this new country. I just got a blister on my finger churning butter so I’m not sure trad wife is my path.

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I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.

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Does masculine energy turn off below 32 degrees.

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As I went to add eggs to my grocery order and saw there were none available, I’m feeling the prosperity I was promised! Can’t wait! I feel so rich!

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@terrijanderson.bsky.social I just realized you beat @djaplasticman.bsky.social in followers! I’m so proud to know you 😌

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🥲 I’m scared now.

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I don’t just preach it, I practice it.

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Does anyone here wanna talk about Zendaya’s engagement ring?

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And maybe learn calligraphy.

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“I want a fruit bat 🦇 “ - my son as we watch Twilight

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Went to switch out my Scrub Mommy and I only have one Halloween pumpkin and one Christmas tree shaped sponges!? This feels like a bad omen for 2025.

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My 2025 resolution is to have hair like Jacob Black in the first Twilight movie.

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My absolute favorite part of assembling the book nook @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social gifted me is when they have you assemble electricity so your book nook can have illumination.

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Is this man selling freeze dried Little Debbie Christmas Cakes why I can’t find any of the normal ones to buy?

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And 2025’s Color of the Year is Chocolate Coconut Cult 🤎

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another example of people who say they're willing to pay more for American but do not, in fact, pay for made-in-USA goods.

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I bought new holiday kitchen towels from Williams & Sonoma, came home and ate a McRib and now detoxing in our home sauna. Is this how rich people live?

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Thanks to the Macy’s Day Thanksgiving Parade, I learned Bluey’s pronouns are she/her.

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Watching the Thanksgiving episode of Succession as Thanksgiving Eve tradition calls for 🦃

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Who won an Oscar last night.

Getting worried about the economic blackout bc what if I want chipotle ☹️

I wish I was smart enough to know why ‘lon wants my 💫 data 💫

I want a breakfast sandwich so large

I made the 🧈 but damn. I wish I had recorded it in Strava so it counts as a workout.

What are other options for women in this new country. I just got a blister on my finger churning butter so I’m not sure trad wife is my path.

I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.

Does masculine energy turn off below 32 degrees.

As I went to add eggs to my grocery order and saw there were none available, I’m feeling the prosperity I was promised! Can’t wait! I feel so rich!

@terrijanderson.bsky.social I just realized you beat @djaplasticman.bsky.social in followers! I’m so proud to know you 😌

🥲 I’m scared now.

I don’t just preach it, I practice it.

Does anyone here wanna talk about Zendaya’s engagement ring?

And maybe learn calligraphy.

“I want a fruit bat 🦇 “ - my son as we watch Twilight

Went to switch out my Scrub Mommy and I only have one Halloween pumpkin and one Christmas tree shaped sponges!? This feels like a bad omen for 2025.

My 2025 resolution is to have hair like Jacob Black in the first Twilight movie.

My absolute favorite part of assembling the book nook @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social gifted me is when they have you assemble electricity so your book nook can have illumination.

Is this man selling freeze dried Little Debbie Christmas Cakes why I can’t find any of the normal ones to buy?

And 2025’s Color of the Year is Chocolate Coconut Cult 🤎

another example of people who say they're willing to pay more for American but do not, in fact, pay for made-in-USA goods.

I bought new holiday kitchen towels from Williams & Sonoma, came home and ate a McRib and now detoxing in our home sauna. Is this how rich people live?

Thanks to the Macy’s Day Thanksgiving Parade, I learned Bluey’s pronouns are she/her.

Watching the Thanksgiving episode of Succession as Thanksgiving Eve tradition calls for 🦃

I hope someday I’m so rich I can inquire about chartering a pj to get from Paris to Chicago bc I forgot my kid in my mansion.

Lol omg it’s the succession guy 😂

Very few people fully understand narcissism in the way that I do.

The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.