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If it's not clear by now, Apartheid Clyde LOVES Apartheid.

This is my morning affirmation now.

Beyonce's reaction was fantastic

BEYONCÉ WINS THE BEST COUNTRY ALBUM #GRAMMY FOR COWBOY CARTER YEEHAWWWWW

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

We’ll see about that

DAMN NOT SNOOP YOU 🦝 ASS 🥷!!!!

Here it is: my viral Bluesky thread significantly expanded into a full essay. Hope you will share it with anyone you think might be interested.

At the core of a lot of Black people's negative experiences in academia is non-Black people thinking that we're incompetent.

Diddy is definitely a rapist. Jay-Z probably has dirt, but the latest allegation is a flat-out lie. She’s literally just making the shit up. Even the lawyer knows it but he still doubling down, which is pathetic.

Democrats taking about finding points of common ground to work with Republicans. Republicans talking about arresting Democrats.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Me, seeing a picture of Blue Ivy and not being weird: “oh shit, she already taller than her mama.” Y’all, being weird and unnecessarily sexualizing a child: “OH MY GOD SO INAPPROPRIATE WAY TOO SEXY WHY IS THAT CHILD SO SEXY?!” Fuck y’all.

1/ You may have seen us talk about formaldehyde — a chemical that causes an inescapable cancer risk for everyone in America. It’s in the air we breathe. And it’s in our homes: our couches, our clothes, even babies’ cribs. So what can you do to reduce your exposure? THREAD 🧵

LEFT: Elon Musk being evil—and potentially changing the hearts and minds (and votes) of millions of Americans RIGHT: A Google search that took 3 seconds* *That's not an exaggeration; the process of arriving at data exactly the opposite of what Musk presented as hard fact took me exactly 3 seconds

Joe Biden welcomed this guy to the White House. Trump responds with a gross diss on Jill.

The “live forever” part is good though. But he’s definitely going to die, but will likely suffer while trying to delay the inevitable with quack science. We saw this happen with Steve Jobs.

From an interview I did with Nikki Giovanni back in 2017:

#freelilweegy he is just a good guy with a gun!! He is the hero of the 2nd amendment

Do I think Jay-Z had sex with a minor? Yes, her name was Inga Marchand aka Foxy Brown. Do I think he drugged and gang-raped a 13yo at a diddy after party? Absolutely not. Here’s why:

this better not be some terf shit

Don't cross the Amazon picket line today, obvz, but that doesn't mean you can't take advantage of Black Friday promotions from indie creators and small businesses! BLUESKY ARTISTS AND PUBLISHERS: Drop a link to your Black Friday promotion below! I'll repost! I have 40k followers, maybe it'll help.

This white girl on Tik Tok tracked Amazon products for months to see if they’d hike the price up right before Black Friday. They do. Everything too, not just select items. All of them.

Unpopular opinion: missionary is actually the best position by far. Distant second is flat doggy, but not every couple can do that well.

How do y’all watch/listen to Joe Rogan on a regular basis and not see that as absolute cuck behavior? Dude is always glazing other men. Very beta, and I don’t even believe in that alpha/beta shit

Elon musk gotta be the lamest nigga on earth

Voice shaking: WE LISTEN AND WE DON’T JUDGE

Anytime I meet a Vietnam vet, I think about how American soldiers murdered the entire hamlet of My Lai and gang-raped women and children. 🧵