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I drank the koolaid, crossed the Kabbalistic abyss, and became my own god. Overwhelmed by the intensity, I commited deicide, and now i'm back where i belong: On the sidelines dancing like Charlie Manson as I ride out the gnostic Apocalypse. 100% LEFTIST
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Watch Arkansas Woman with Dying Husband Unload on rePUKE Sen. Tom Cotton at Town Hall Meeting —— she says, 3 members of her family would be dead without Obamacare youtu.be/xrtX9Q4WinY?...

None of my favorite hardcore bands are on bluesky yet, but we do have Willow.

DJT really flushed out the sadists living amongst us. So there's that.

Coolest Subaru I have ever seen

My grocery bill is way up. Thanks MAGA.

Everyone who has paid into Social Security: 1. Create a Login.Gov account. 2. Go to the Social Security page and log in. 3. Do screen caps of your Earnings Record. 4. Because it may not be there tomorrow, thanks to Elon.

It's so funny how they rant and rave against Marxists and what not, but man, do they sound like failed Soviet leaders. "You have been reassigned from hospital doctor to toaster maker. Please go to factory at 5 a.m. for shift."

More joy for the feed. Splish splash! #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute

Fuck Bill Maher for not going harder on the EMOTIONAL TERRORISM Trump inflicts on millions of Americans when he pulls his outrageous stunts. I don’t care if the adjudicated rapist is nice to you and Kid Rock over dinner while threatening the freedom, security & healthcare of everyday Americans.

CNN needs to spend less time trying to solve the imaginary Russian "masculinity problem" hoax spread by Kremlin agents on social media and more time on solving the very real wealth inequality problem where 90% of the US has under $3,000 banked while the other 10% are millionaires and billionaires.

The ultra wealthy are building bunkers to insulate themselves from the world they're rapidly destroying. It's why we have to work together because it really is a 0.1% vs the 99.9% situation www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...

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It will take at least 100 years to cleanse this country of the stain of MAGA, if it ever can be cleansed. From now on people in the world will be making cracks about us the way they have about Germany ever since Hitler came to power, and we’ll deserve it. We’ve likely eternally disgraced ourselves.

I’ve called for an independent investigation into whether Trump used his dumb trade war to manipulate the market and benefit his Wall Street donors. It smells like corruption. And it’d fit his pattern of helping the rich get richer while working families pay the price.

Let me get this straight… X is the new portal for Social Security support?? WTFF?? Most seniors aren’t even on the internet. This is truly one of the STUPIDEST things I’ve ever heard. I guess Elon wants to keep track of his bank account. JFC I can’t even with this. 🤦‍♀️

Dear Bill Maher, Trump was "willing to listen?" Did you tell him to follow the law? Did you tell him to fund education? Protect free speech? Leave Greenland alone? Protect Social Security and Medicaid? Did you tell him to stop being a dictator? What a relief. I'm sure he'll get right on it

When I grew up there were three channels: ABC, NBC and CBS. They were all on the same page but offered different programs. They complimented each other. As a country grows richer and more corrupt, citizens get more choices, some are designed to tear us apart and destroy our health.

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It's striking how much Trumpists hate what's made the United States great: immigration, trade, medical and scientific research, the rule of law, an enlightened patriotism, a willingness and ability to correct past injustices. At the end of the day, Trumpism is Third Worldism.

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never ever enter the kohl’s storeroom after midnight

Homeland Security agents showed up at two elementary schools in my district asking for 6 different students. They lied and said they had permission from guardians to see them. Thankfully, both principals denied them access. These actions are disgusting and shameful.

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AI-generated takedown of Elon M 😂 (or... should I say it's A1-generated?) Original video by @baratunde.com

Bravo to Susman Godfrey. My first reaction to hearing they had been targeted was to tell people that it wasn’t in that firm’s DNA to settle. Their late founder Steve Susman would be proud of his firm—as should our profession and all freedom-loving Americans.

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This is what magic sounds like ✨

Except for the lack of: healthcare affordable housing affordable college reproductive rights free speech income equality equal rights clean air clean water a habitable planet for their kids job opportunities protections against white supremacy … everything’s 👍🏻

If Tesla made a dishwasher

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Yes, I'm neurodivergent. But I'm also a dirty rotten pervert. There, I owned it. youtu.be/Wh6hw_NEyBY?...

Humanity is stupid

I have taken great and strange pains to alter my consciousness to sufficiently contain all of human existence, only to spit out half of it. Tod für MAGA!

I remember VERY clearly, as if it were yesterday, how MAGA blamed President Biden for everything, including train crashes. In fact, they STILL blame him. If he were president, and planes were falling out of the sky daily, is there any fucking doubt they'd be hanging the blame on him for THAT? Nope.

I’m working to get answers—low-income seniors and children and adults with disabilities would be put in a devastating position if their Social Security benefits get delayed or disrupted.