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pridebeef.bsky.social
nsfw, 18+ | he / they | enchanting forest cryptid (fox / snake) | i write gay stories about swinging pendulums and also do that to people (switch-leaning hypnotist)
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seeing a cute guy in just his underwear and thinking: i want his chin in my hand. i want to hiss things in his ear to make him slackjawed. i want him drooling on his own chestfur or scales. i need to cause that visible tent through the fabric. drooping eyelids. slumped posture. throbbing. i want h-

Starting off with a quickie, look how fab this vampire birb is~

hypnodoms looking at people with free will the way romance protags look at a bad boy. "I can fix him!!"

at the exact crossroads of sleepy, sick, and snowed in. monumental effort to stay focused today

Personally, I think that some men should have visors keeping their brains off and making them speak in monotone, on their face 24/7

the amount of mileage ive gotten out of "bad power supply for electrical components causing a noise floor/coil whine hiss plugged straight into overdrive or amplifier" has exceeded expectations once again i just like my crackly circuit noises

wiping the smirk clean off your face as whatever funny trick you expected to pull ends with you expressionless and dulled down to a shine, surrendering that entire mischievous nature over to strict obedience and brainwashing

taking someone who's ostensibly a trickster or playful type and hypnotizing them into dull, docile obedience where everything is trained and programmed within exact bounds of predictability

guy who invites you over to get brainwashed and then can't find where he put his visor, rummaging through cabinets for the pocketwatch, thinks he remembers where the metronome is but doesn't, then just leans in your face and does it with his eyes anyway

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snake trying to put smooth spiral animated gif on someone's phone falls down rabbithole of gif specification and implementation quirks dating back to IE5 like the post office conspiracy in crying of lot 49 just trying to get well-support supported playback that isn't choppy

trying to get this to cleanly loop off of "recording a spiral on my screen sounds easy" led me to a new hell of making my monitor refresh match a multiple of the target output (50fps, because nearly no viewer supports 10ms/frame gifs due to performance reasons)

Riptide, shark hero, has a bad feeling that something is going down in the home of his trustworthy friend, the Professor. When the wolf doesn't answer his phone, he has no choice but to investigate for himself... For @profwolf.bsky.social ! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/59912614/

the moment when someone starts going under and they go from expressionless ...to the same thing, but mouth hanging open. blank, but slackjawed. eyes wide. mouth just slack.

knowing you're responsible for the ear to ear grin on someone's face that drags their eyelids down and makes them slump all because they read every word you hissed at them is a hell of a rush

too many fun parts of a trance to call the favorite so it happens to be whatever i saw last between * the exact moment someone's responses to dull * when they're groggy and trying to realize just how deep they felt, rambling, blushing * when they're surprised by a suggestion/trigger after wake

downloaded gbvsr relapsing into fighting games after a year break from them, i'm cooked. can't escape the cycle. reincarnating into a grappler next time-

pocketwatch dangling from my tail for holding it up to you while allowing two hands to roam free, allowing shenanigans

saw the "how intimidating do i come across" trend and i hope to keep mine about a 6-7 as for a sort of villainous image of always keeping you in the dark about how i toy with your brain i will either be getting slightly more evil or less evil based on feedback on the matter to meet the metric

snake that only wants to sink fangs directly into your mind in a mildly possessive and brainwashing way

hypnotic temptation as a beckoning offer, a curled finger saying "you know exactly what'll happen." calling out to you, tantalizing, to offer up that mind in surrender and let yourself get tugged around and lost, swept away in it for a moment.

need "snake smirking at the viewer with very clear intent in their eyes" asap as a regular way to remind people: if we look deep in each other's eyes, someone is going out like a light

why is it that everyone who really wants to bounce ideas at me about charming snakes ends up asleep by the end of the conversation? here i am just trying to wax poetic about what i'd do with you in my clutches and all i'm seeing is "yes" and "of course" and the drool streaming from your maw-

curling around someone for warmth and just laying on hypnotic charm to keep them there and docile while i heat up like yeah, just look into those eyes for a minute and stay doing what you're doing. pay no attention to the snake wrapped around you.

sobbing that discord can't just loop user-uploaded non-gif format videos inline the same way (e.g. webm or mp4) considering the gif 100fps cap due to the specification on delay time being in 1/100s of a second without some reupload shenanigans

been getting a lot of mileage out of just directly telling people to agree with me after suggesting how they feel about something recently

snake with one mood wakes up, and you're never going to believe what it is (but you're allowed to guess)

reinforcing. complying. obeying. (com for @badgaymer47.bsky.social !)

looking at the trend going around -- and reminding you that i'm most known for putting orange and white rings in your eyes and that you should just agree as they fill all that space. and constantly hitting character count and rambling too much, but, the first one fits the arrogant tone better--

floating an idea your way with a little tease, just to let it sit in your head a bit so that by the time i come to collect, you've already laid back with your eyes closed and fantasized about it with short, panting breaths, excited and that'll just make it hit even harder when it does, won't it.