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primarycinema.bsky.social
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Oscars have a way of evening things out. They’ll do some good things (the Moonlight/La La Land mix up, Parasite’s BP win) and follow it up with some of the worst shit ever (Green Book’s BP win and the novel Coronavirus respectively). We got Oppie last year, count yourself lucky.

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Costco Guys without The Rizzler is like that Seinfeld pilot with no Julia Louis-Dreyfus

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Rizzler joining forces with the Costco Guys was this generation’s Danny DeVito joining Always Sunny in season 2.

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Really happy for Adam Scott. New season of Severance is getting its flowers and REM are back together, he must be in seventh heaven.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The more I think about The Brutalist the less I like it. Dunno if there was any there there. A lot of signifiers with nothing much signified.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Conclave sequel that picks up seconds after the first one ends.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

@saoirseonline.bsky.social thought of you immediately

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone saying podcasting has peaked because De Niro was on Off Menu… you clearly weren’t there when Bono gave the UTU2TM boys some shirts.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

It’s only culturally appropriate to share some thoughtful analysis and recommendations from @primarycinema.bsky.social on the subject of Irish horror youtu.be/XTqw3D-j4ZM

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My first acting role was in an Austin Powers movie. That’s how I got my SHAG card 😎

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

watching Twin Peaks really changes you forever. a normie probably looks at this and sees a Raspberry Buttercream Mille Feuille but us real heads are transported into the otherworldly realm known only as The Black Lodge.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Job search going so poorly might drop a CV into the Vatican just in case.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really such a shame we never got Adam Driver on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show.

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Rock bottom isnt so bad That’s where all the cool bugs hang out

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Scott at the end of every Scott Hasnt Seen:

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Eduardo Saverin to Mark Zuckerburg at the end of The Social Network:

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hilarious how much content PFT has spun from not remembering the plot to Back To The Future

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

too many ways to spell coner

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I can only pray that when I die and my loved ones peruse my Letterboxd account, they’ll find the logs of a sensible, even-keeled man. How I would hate to bring disgrace upon on my family by being too rash with my five stars.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Life is so beautiful (just finished listening to the 2025 Alimony Tony Valimony Showny)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentines Day to Stuart Little's horny parents.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Its so embarrassing when you relate to a Smiths lyric

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

After the success of Kendrick at the Super Bowl, the NFL should consider getting more Pulitzer Prize winners for the half time show. America would love Donna Tartt doing a live reading of The Goldfinch!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The Bill Hader/Andy Samberg “oh shit, this guy brought props”/“oh shit, this guy doesnt need props” story is truly the modern parable of our times.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

So, did everyone enjoy the big show last night?? (im of course referring to the live The Muppet Movie script reading featuring Paul F. Tompkins)

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It’s called the MCU because it’s predominantly made up of medium close ups.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

The goddamn Music Man is following me everywhere

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Im very bad at singing but its a really good way for me to break anxious thought spirals because it gives the “saying words” part of my brain something to do other than ruminate.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The idea of Mr. Fantastic telling you to pull his finger.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Can Mr. Fantastic make his heart pump out of his chest like a cartoon? If not, he’s not a real lover.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If I was Mr. Fantastic and married to Vanessa Kirby id be doing all sorts of jaw dropping, eyes popping, tongue rolling physical comedy bits.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Need to hear Al A. Peterson’s thoughts on this portmanteau.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

All love to Timothee. I know if I starred in the John Darnielle biopic I’d be on SNL singing songs like You’re In Maya, Rotten Stinking Mouthpiece and Pieman.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

She's an angel.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to find out what starter packs you’re included in on here? Got a bunch of new followers and they gotta be coming from somewhere (if you’re one of them, perhaps tell me where?)

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Acting is reacting

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, so I’ve seen A Real Pain twice now. Why cant his phone play music???

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I dont know why people keep going to this Gunpoint place, I hear of people getting robbed there constantly.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching Toy Story 2’s Buzz Lightyear prologue. It is so crazy Pixar decided to make a movie about the “real life astronaut that inspired the toy” and didnt just make a feature length, super pulpy Buzz vs. Zurg movie.

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