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Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
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Look, I know mic'ing and mixing a small orchestra, vocalist, a gospel choir, plus the ambient fill is a *really* tough job, and the Coachella LA Phil set went mostly okay, but please get someone with god-tier skill on the sound board for weekend two. 🙉

I can't listen to Lady Gaga without singing "Caught in a fat man's pants" to myself over and over for the next couple of hours.

Prodigy performing live at #Coachella is powerful, raging, wild energy, but performing "Smack My Bitch Up" without singing that line falls flat.

Why futz around with those stupid AI action figure pics, when we have amazing, handmade surreal gems?

Customer: "Do you know what v-bucks are?" Me: *sighs* "Yes, unfortunately." Cu: "What? No, I asked *where* the v-bucks are." Me: "Oh. They're on that massive wall of gift cards right behind you. Shiny blue ones." 👉 Cu: 😳 *quietly* "thanks."

Can we go back to the days when we were afraid the government was run by competent scary people, instead of incompetent scary people?

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

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