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princessalice.moe
An omnipotent cosmic entity from beyond the stars who prefers to take the form of a cute little human girl. It's not arrogance if i actually am perfect. 👑 she/her/hers
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If you are upset that the government made the wrong decision about whether or not trans people are real but you have never questioned whether the government has the right to be making that decision in the first place, I don't know that I can help you

I need everybody to stop calling these "deportations" and start calling it what it actually is: human trafficking

The US's broad disrespect for its own 20th century history really pisses me off. "Ew, look at these ugly old buildings! What's that? They were built 100 years ago? Whatever, who cares. Knock 'em down and build another generic block of overpriced apartments!"

“Why are you naked?” Oh, I was born this way!

The hardest part about leaving the US is finding a country where half my anime merch isn’t considered illegal

I'm sure walking into the Dollar Tree in a worn-out T-shirt and sweatpants with my hair all nappy and immediately asking where to find the at-home marijuana test kits gave that cashier An impression of the kind of person I am

Have I ever mentioned that Mark Wahlberg, of all people, owns a Chevy dealership in my hometown?

upside-down traffic signal ahead

the bike lane is not a right turn lane you chucklefucks

How can YouTube have been hoarding data about me for 15 years for the purpose of targeted advertising only to egregiously miss the mark and serve me ads for a church??

I wish Google Play and the iOS App Store would actually, like, require developers to include real changelogs, instead of letting them just put “various bug fixes and performance improvements” with zero elaboration

head hurts,

Question for people who believe in the soul: How does that work with the whole plural system thing? Does each alter have their own soul, or does the system have one collective soul that's, like, I dunno, sublet?

kid in 2044 who watches a bunch of old anime he found on one of his mom's flash drives and just assumes that everyone in the '20s had an underdye

Oh, was it, now? You don’t say. Are there, perhaps, any OTHER previous titles we should know about?

It's so weird to remember that "cameraphone" was once a dedicated category of premium product because most cell phones didn't include a camera

I know “anarchists want to abolish bedtime” is a longstanding joke, but like…is that actually so unreasonable? Kids should be allowed to sleep whenever they actually feel tired, rather than having an adult try to force their circadian rhythms into a rigid schedule. It doesn’t work anyway!

#おにまい #おにまいお絵描き

I am in DESPERATE need of money to be able to make rent this month. I've started the paperwork for CDL training, but it's moving at the speed of Bureaucracy, so I'm still without any kind of income in the meantime. If anyone is willing to help, I will be EXTREMELY grateful! ko-fi.com/aliceincarnate

My smart clock…updated, I guess?…and now the screen brightness controls are just completely broken. It does this no matter what number I tell it. 🤦‍♀️

I enjoy taking photos with my phone’s wide-angle lens, because it can make a space feel exaggeratedly large, the way it would feel to a child

this is what it's like when I hang out with @vidthekid.info

me, halfway through the first episode of Witch Watch: "OK, so what I'm getting from this is that she's Star Butterfly"

Where does the "disable hardware acceleration if you want to be able to screenshare streaming services on Discord" bit of "common wisdom" come from? I've never actually managed to get that to work.

wanting to re-enable the trackpad on my macbook pro but i'm high right now and i cannot remember where in system preferences that checkbox is

What bsky does to a mfer

It’s such a stupid thing, but it drives me mad when an anime depicts a modern smartphone with an edge-to-edge screen but doesn’t include the cutout for the front-facing camera. It’s genuinely distracting to me to an irrational degree.

hey guys new copypasta

me: Yeah, no, we're plural and all, but not full-on DID. We don't have dissociative amnesia or anything. also me: What do you mean, you've had this exact same conversation with me before? I don't remember that at all.

I find it so fucking irritating when ppl are like uwu my favorite thing is is when things are normal!!! Like yeah u and the rest of the world fuck off with your virtue signaling also you're definitely repressing

updated my letterboard again