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Saddam Hussein and Jesus Christ are just two dudes with totally different yet noble goals who happen to be known for caves

submitted 327 days ago • 3 comments

[youth pastor voice] You know who else didn't eat for 3 days?

submitted 609 days ago • 4 comments

i wish i was an offshore anonymous bank account owned by a shell company that denies it's existence so bad shit just seems so hard

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no matter where you go, never forget where you came from

submitted 4 hours ago • 11 comments

damn baby are you in you boot because you are a snake

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why does the universe want me to watch zoro so bad like no universe im too busy reading wikipedia articles and crying and being sexy to watch zoro right now give it a break

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

If you see me at the bar feel free to be afraid to talk to me

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

If you see me at the bar feel free to be afraid to talk to me

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 2024: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘒𝘢𝘯𝘦. 𝘚𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘒𝘶𝘴𝘩. a hand holding a bong unfurls and the bong shatters on the floor as we see the lips of the toker say Kind Bud...

submitted 583 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling the soul crushing weight of duality between living in a kind and caring world and also hell on earth or are fine with the current offerings from the coca cola company

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Model UN made me such a monster like why the fuck do i keep buying berets somebody stop me

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If I'm a "master manipulator" then why can't I use my body language to escalate a couple's fight next to me at a restaurant to the point they storm out leaving their leftovers allowing me, the average shrewd consumer, to grab them and tip toe out of the restaurant like the grinch stealing christmas?

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wolverine vogueing would be so slay but also go hard like dudes being dudes

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𝒉𝒆𝒚. 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒛𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝒊'𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒇

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Bedtime is not real wake up time is not real there is only existence and non-existence your concept of time is fake and is being used to measure your life in a way that only serves capitalism break free from this blood ritual and stay awake with 5 hour energy now with horny goat weed only at ihop

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Being in bed in being is being good comfy time bed sleepy if cozy snuggle bed when bed soft

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Dating is so hard like at my age it seems impossible to find a woman who is interested in supporting me using soft power to maintain my socioeconomic and military global hegemony who also matches my freak

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Got all my hello kitty stuff in my bedroom so they know i got that good sanrussy

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Sometimes I forget easter exists and then i'll see an ad for pictures with the easter bunny and i won't register it as an easter thing but a furry thing and i'm like "aww they're doing a furry day at the mall how sweet" but then it will hit me and ill be like oh shit the son of god died for my sins

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Fleshlight is now selling a pocket pussy with no hole for those who wish to remain pure and chaste but wish to have something to hide

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Put this on my fucking tombstone

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reading your costar is the like girl career equivalent of being a dj

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Keep catching my roommate's cat humping my plushies and it's like damn you Mr. Boy don't you ever touch my daughters again or so help me god i'll spiritually cut your balls off as you already don't have any and that's about all i can do to a cat i'm really out of options

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Going to explain what Pepsi Grand is to my therapist wish me luck

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Computer, set parameters to… love. Auto-destruct sequence initiated, authorization Cupid's Arrow, T-minus 60 seconds

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How come all the movies about cocaine are about drug lords, musicians or powerful rich people and never just like a line cook named paul who will never find love?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

He was so real for this

submitted 606 days ago • 2 comments

Birds Trans People 🤝 Capturing my gaze with their immensely diverse beauty and mesmerizing movements as they go through a world that is becoming harder and harder for them to live in their presence is a gift in my life and a reminder to why life is worth living

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Bring back groovy

submitted 583 days ago • 44 comments

Fleshlight is now selling a pocket pussy with no hole for those who wish to remain pure and chaste but wish to have something to hide

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Lowkey need a bedtime and someone to push my face in their fat tits as they as the tuck me in at my bedtime maybe a forehead kissy

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Very true, but the other games had other messages too

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Fallout's message is simple. Many misconstrue the deeper meaning as "war is bad" however the truth is deeper than that. The real meaning is that America really sucks big time.

submitted 357 days ago • 11 comments

TIL that the WWW before a website name doesn't stand for Wild Wild West? Freaky.

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Captain Janeway is so patient I love her but sometimes I wish she would shoot some of these men

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How come all the movies about cocaine are about drug lords, musicians or powerful rich people and never just like a line cook named paul who will never find love?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Cary Grant doing all that LSD in 50s is so cool I wish celebrities still did drugs :(

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning everyone! Today I woke up and decided to do a discourse. I simply have nothing better to do. l also have no ability to empathize or deescalate any situation I'm in and I also have never been wrong. Anyway my discourse today is that it's okay everything is going to be okay you're okay

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

yeah there's no fixing this

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My thoughts on gambling? Well I go once a week and spend $150 a session and i tell a woman i want to die it's called therapy and it's unclear who the house is

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I like the phrase "getting dicked down" because it's like i'm in a noire movie like a newspaper spins revealing headline "Her reign of terror is over Harper "The Scope" dicked down, at 26, ending her week long yearn spree"

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