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Three crates of Private Eye Lettuce, the name and drawing of a detective with magnifying glass on the sides of the crates of lettuce.
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shitty fucking cricket intimidation chirp app

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"Doom hit the eye in the sky with a pie Shrink said he thinks he believe he could fly Spread his wings and flap like a goose He'll show you how to do it if you help him get the straps loose"

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

(pizzaballa, pacing and fuming in private to his dog) they think ascension is big joke this is literally my entire life and they are laughing

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

one of the things about MAHA is: when was America healthy the first time

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

"In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of." Confucius

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

have we invented any new logical fallacies lately you'd think so

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

any value existing within the space attributed to tim pool is a projection, a dei if you will..

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Art of the Deal book, one page, says "LEVERAGE"

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So, uh, it certainly looks like DOJ intended to file a letter to Judge Liman in MTA v. Duffy, but….it accidentally filed a letter containing its legal advice to the Department of Transportation instead storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 17 hours ago • 578 comments

Selling access to the president with a presidential shitcoin 🫠

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Christian Nationalists talking about "Anti-Christian Bias" has me raising a perfectly penciled eyebrow. Because the most biased things I've ever heard about Christians didn't come from atheists or Muslims, they came from fellow Christians. For example, Baptists mock Catholics as "Mary Worshipers."

submitted 18 hours ago • 594 comments

JUST IN: Former DC teacher Tom Birner sues lobbyist/pranksters/election fraudsters Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl for $5M over targeting in to-catch-a-predator-style sting. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

submitted 21 hours ago • 17 comments

i'm not sure you're getting it when you're using ai to make fun of using ai

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

We are monsters www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

submitted 19 hours ago • 173 comments

twitch.tv/piss Our Enemies Are Afraid

submitted 18 hours ago • 60 comments

hey maybe you actually like some of these "masters of the universe"'s kids...sorry, but we need a clean install

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

going full crunchy and organizing apps into aura colored folders

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm beginning to think some of you don't really understand what some people mean by hours worked

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

when someone refers to the nyt as old gray lady i picture

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

stacked with loyalists in an attempt to injure govt gravely before any checks or balances can be utilized

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

fairly clear that a health system that finds rfk or trump healthy has no interest in truth

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obviously the problem is hegseth doesn't look good enough

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

These users feuded with Musk on X then saw their reach collapse. It’s the starkest sign yet that Musk has the power to suppress critics and control the conversation on X and is willing to use it. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

In point of fact, both got no due process. Laken Riley didn’t get any due process because she was a victim of murder by another individual. Kilmar Abrego Garcia didn’t get any due process because he is a victim of human trafficking between two governments who haven’t respected any of his rights.

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A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...

submitted 1 day ago • 821 comments

I wrote something about how we're seeing the rise of the online "alpha male." This is someone who speaks in clipped imperatives, squeezes into tight suits, and performs for our feed. They present a vision of masculinity shaped by politics, tech, and 100 years of cultural history 🧵

submitted 2 days ago • 160 comments

ICE told a court yesterday that people whose charges were dismissed are still criminals. ICE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN DUE PROCESS.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

OK, call starting, let's gooooo

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

some of us did know some of us yelled it from the rooftops it didn't work

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pah! they are freaking out over $3000! my purse was ten times that

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the butterfly nets come out much quicker if you're poor

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'elon decides to step back from telling people what he's doing'

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