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HEADLINE: Catturd and Grok are fighting Me:

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“i asked chatgpt” yeah well I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs “What’s going on?”

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I Know What You Did 28 Summers Ago

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I was going to say Danny DeVito as a joke, but the article says it’s Joe Pesci, and that’s even funnier

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If there’s one thing billionaires know, it’s what the workers want - FEWER HOLIDAYS

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My talent is always arriving at cvs pharmacy during their weird communal lunch

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It also costs less than an American rocket, gets better gas mileage, and fits in your garage

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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

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I always thought when Skynet started it would be scary and evil instead of just dumb

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Trump Mobile - “Reach out and touch someone. No not like that!”

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Sorry but to me Ratatouille will always be the rat’s name

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New T1 smartphone comes with Pete Hegseth’s Signal chat preinstalled

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According to hundreds of years of military protocol, Barracuda is only supposed to be played at Naval parades. How embarrassing!

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New life goal:

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It sucks when you throw yourself a birthday party but nobody comes except your weird cousins because all the cool kids went to a different party. #NoKings

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BREAKING: Comedian Nathan Fielder announces the entire Trump administration is actually one of his bits that got a little out of control. “I’m really sorry. I thought everyone would have called BS a long time ago, and when they didn’t, I didn’t know how to pull the plug. Again I’m really sorry.”

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The Secretary of Health and Human Services doesn’t believe in germs. THE SECRETARY OF $&@^%# HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GERMS!!!

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May Dan’s tribe increase

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If I named the months: Firstuary Seconduary Third Fourth El Cinqo Sixth Hot Hotter Ninetember Xtember Turkeytember Christmastime

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A movie theater killed his father

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FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

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there are no kings in America except Ray Zalinski the Auto Parts King “I make car parts for the American working man because that's what I am, and that's who I care about”

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This new remake of The Odd Couple looks a little weird

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Me at the grocery store on Friday night: Hello fellow losers!

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Head of NASA: Crap, I knew we forgot something!

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I would buy this AAAAAAAAAAAA

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HE’S STEALING MY BIT

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* getting fired from the debt collection agency * Boss: You have brought in $0 in payments! What have you been doing? Me: I’ve been working on my debt collection. I got all my bills together and I organized them into a neat little scrapbook. It’s quite the collection!

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I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple.

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Old person achievement unlocked: I hurt myself taking off my socks 👍

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Few remember the sequel “A Streetcar Named Todd”

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Any data you feed into AI isn’t classified anymore

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Apparently today is the day right-wing pundits have decided it’s safe to admit that it was never about illegal immigration and that they really just don’t want brown people coming to the US

HEADLINE: Catturd and Grok are fighting Me:

“i asked chatgpt” yeah well I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs “What’s going on?”

I Know What You Did 28 Summers Ago

I was going to say Danny DeVito as a joke, but the article says it’s Joe Pesci, and that’s even funnier

If there’s one thing billionaires know, it’s what the workers want - FEWER HOLIDAYS

My talent is always arriving at cvs pharmacy during their weird communal lunch

It also costs less than an American rocket, gets better gas mileage, and fits in your garage

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

I always thought when Skynet started it would be scary and evil instead of just dumb

Trump Mobile - “Reach out and touch someone. No not like that!”

Sorry but to me Ratatouille will always be the rat’s name

New T1 smartphone comes with Pete Hegseth’s Signal chat preinstalled

According to hundreds of years of military protocol, Barracuda is only supposed to be played at Naval parades. How embarrassing!

New life goal:

It sucks when you throw yourself a birthday party but nobody comes except your weird cousins because all the cool kids went to a different party. #NoKings

The Secretary of Health and Human Services doesn’t believe in germs. THE SECRETARY OF $&@^%# HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GERMS!!!

May Dan’s tribe increase

If I named the months: Firstuary Seconduary Third Fourth El Cinqo Sixth Hot Hotter Ninetember Xtember Turkeytember Christmastime

A movie theater killed his father

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

there are no kings in America except Ray Zalinski the Auto Parts King “I make car parts for the American working man because that's what I am, and that's who I care about”

This new remake of The Odd Couple looks a little weird

Me at the grocery store on Friday night: Hello fellow losers!

Head of NASA: Crap, I knew we forgot something!

I would buy this AAAAAAAAAAAA

HE’S STEALING MY BIT

* getting fired from the debt collection agency * Boss: You have brought in $0 in payments! What have you been doing? Me: I’ve been working on my debt collection. I got all my bills together and I organized them into a neat little scrapbook. It’s quite the collection!

I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple.

Old person achievement unlocked: I hurt myself taking off my socks 👍

Few remember the sequel “A Streetcar Named Todd”

Any data you feed into AI isn’t classified anymore

Apparently today is the day right-wing pundits have decided it’s safe to admit that it was never about illegal immigration and that they really just don’t want brown people coming to the US

Not cool Duolingo, not cool

Truly a visionary film