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Just two parents who love the world. Here if you need us. We are also the unofficial #FROM historians.
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The average median income of Broomfield is $105k with 4/5 people being white. They also spend more on housing than most the other suburb cities, they just spend it on single family homes and condos. When eat the rich, we should start in Broomfield.

if you oppose this, they will call you an antisemite. if you say these people have a right to fight back against this, they will call you a terrorist supporter. they are demonizing and criminalizing our expressions of basic humanity so that they can commit genocide unimpeded.

No company has it easier than FedEx. They can delay packages for weeks, destroy them, deliver them to the wrong address or just lose them entirely and still major corporations will renew contracts with them year after year. That entire company has two brain cells and even less work ethic.

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

You got nothing to lose at Pamparius Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight

@joshgondelman.bsky.social can't wait, my guy. Big thanks for making your special free on YT!

At long last, my new standup special Positive Reinforcement is coming out on 6/27 on Blonde Medicine's YouTube page! I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...

@alyssamackenzie.bsky.social a cousin of Chap requires our voting assistance!

What matters is that Cuomo and all the people who endorsed him are still going to claim they're the rightful heirs to the Democratic Party, how dare young people challenge them, all of that. The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.

Excuse me, but being petty is a queer thing and him trying to take that from us during Pride Month is a hate crime. This knockoff leather handbag of a human needs to recognize when he's been worn through and retire six months ago.

Got our new Lectric XP4 with the Colorado state credit and Denver city credit combined. We named him Baymax.

Put it directly into our veins please. #FROM

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

✨LOOKING FOR COMPOSERS/MUSICIANS✨ Paid opportunity for Deep Space Discounts Season 2! Google Form - forms.gle/Z2TJmEuq6G7b... (Shares are appreciated!)

Today is my 2,000th day being diagnosed with cancer. We went to the art museum to celebrate. We also recreated a scene from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".

A day late for Caturday because we were incredibly busy yesterday, but here's one of our two kitties stretching after a nap.

"Dummy" is Portishead's debut album, blending dark, mysterious, bluesy sounds with hip hop beats. It feels both retro and ahead of its time, remaining captivating and innovative since 1994. An album that still impresses today! #cdfriday

I don't know, feels like @repjasmine.bsky.social and @aoc.bsky.social are doing a good job in leading, conveying a clear message and demonstrating an agenda. Maybe, instead, the old guard needs to look at the young blood and actually give them some leadership roles.

This amazing anthology is available in hardcover, paperback and ebook from @starsandsabers.bsky.social and all good booksellers. Just look at that list of authors! www.starsandsabers.com/books/of-sha...

Strong Vic Michaelis "One Year Later" energy. @samreich.bsky.social

They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."

And we're being called criminals and animals

Just a reminder, you have no excuses for not watching REVIVAL ep 1, cuz it's right damn here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXfY...

I can confirm

BlueSky again serving up seriously cool and beautiful content.

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky...

Timeline cleanser 🫶

There's tough, there's tougher than nails, then there's Yvette and John Hoffman. May they recover as swiftly and painlessly as possible.