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i'm running for president in 2028 on a single-issue platform: outlawing the public usages of both "the ick" and "neurospicy". five year mandatory minimum. i'll wing the rest.

Last updates from the Madleen's telegram channel. At least two of the people on board have posted preprepared 'if you are seeing this, I have been kidnapped by Israel' videos to their Instagrams. This act of aggression against a UK-flagged vessel is a violation of international law

this is what the people of la are saying "no" to. this is what we're in the streets about.

“The Swedish government must protect their citizen! Greta Thunberg has been kidnapped by the Israeli military.” Use their website contact form, tag and email the Swedish Ministry for Foreign Affairs NOW: Web: www.government.se/contacts/

all conservatives online are in "echo chambers" that turn them into murderous nazis and yet there's no article in any newspaper demanding they start accepting differing viewpoints. weird! wonder what that could be about

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I LOVE DOMESTIC GLADIO I LOVE THE STRATEGY OF TENSION I LOVE CABLE NEWS, SET THE CHANNEL, AND THEN SMASH THE REMOTE SO I HEAR AND SEE NOTHING ELSE

the columbia raid, and ucla letting zionists throw grenades at students, really rattled me because it was democrats letting rich kids get curb stomped with impunity, all over trumped-up claims of anti-semitism. no surprise stephen miller now thinks he can invade california to "secure the border"

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You didn't process your childhood trauma -i didn't process my oops! hood trauma- There's a hundred wasps inside your room -there's oops! wasps inside oops! oops!-

PaRappa the Trip Sitter

63% of American adults had unfavorable views of Martin Luther King Jr in August 1966, per Gallup surveys 46% of Mississippi GOP voters said interracial marriage should be illegal in a 2011 PPP poll to push w/e is popular instead of trying to popularize justice is to admit you lack moral leadership

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

The Sun is a Star Too. Figure it Out

‘model is 5’10” and is wearing a size XS’ oh cool that’s great. that information really helps me

I am speechless... >> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

Feeling nostalgic for other bad times I was also pissed off but for different reasons

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

Vinted Shoes

ken just sent me this please enjoy

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I just realized the startling possibility of my followers not having seen the cut psychedelic sequences from A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN, and I cannot let that slide

yeah sorry can't come into today yeah infinite roiling contempt at needless industrialized suffering again yeah steve said he'll cover me

i have powerful muscles yet a sensicitive side also… I paint a frog, I read my little stories about 16th century guys… I am a poet warlord who fucks like a smashed up ford fiesta on fire if you know what I mean

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

Get ready for 25 iterations of “While I agree with president trump about the need to rid the American body politic of these foreign vermin, I strongly condemn the process being implemented here.”

you'd love for it to be too late

decent chance trump does a truss, there's a blue wave, dems double down on doing austerity just like starmer, and we just keep shifting right

The anarcho-capitalist network-state far-right, from militias to oligarchs, are about to very suddenly realize that their plan to overthrow the US and rule the world from its throne depended on the US maintaining hold of that throne, with all its financial and political suzerainty unchallenged

This is horrifying and should, in any reasonable world, lead to immediate impeachment. On a hot mic, before the media arrived, starting around 7:15 on the time index, Trump tells Bukele he is going to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvadoran gulags. This is fascism.

They have to fight and impeach him now or it’s fully over and I’m sure they won’t

[SHIVERS] the streets are overwhelmed, you moron. they cannot take the stench of five of you. the streets buckle under your degeneracy.

fighting the bear

Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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