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My niece: you want to be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so bad but we’re Buckwild, Hannah.

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Who’s watching white lotus? I saw a great theory and need to share lmao

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

My bff needs 1-2 tix to discolines in Denver that aren’t $200+ if anyone hears of any 👀

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If you’ve been trying to fill your v*v*nse for 3 weeks and they just said it’ll be another week say YEAHHHHH. Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.

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Anyway, before I spiral into the darkness because I am a “dire threat to the American people” after all.. who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?

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The only thing his burnt sienna ass has brought down so far is a bunch of planes.

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If they ban SSRIs and ADHD meds, watch me set fire to everything. And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.

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I’m spiraling I can’t take this anymore. Why is nothing being done? Everything is illegal but nothing matters and nothing is real anymore what the fuck 😭😭😭

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning. I just destroyed some old white racist bitch on fb. Absolutely read her to filth.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone who said the halftime show was boring or they disliked it are exactly the people I expect to say that. I’m still reeling from it. I’m a hoe for symbolism.

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What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

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Idiocy on your part does not constitute emergency on mine

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

February 3rd and the AC kicked on…

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Good morning what another lovely day to be on the brink of a complete and utter mental breakdown

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I promised Trey I wouldn’t tell anyone to go **** themselves but I’m getting reallyyyy close to telling people to go **** themselves.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

you put the hoe in honest, baby

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I would personally break it off chip by chip with the heel of my Louboutins.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

What do we want? LESS CLICKBAIT When do we want it? THE SECOND ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU

submitted 40 days ago • 18 comments

trump looks like a butter sculpture from a state fair that started melting and they tried to salvage it but it got worse so they gave up and I’m tired of pretending like he doesn’t!!!!!

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Being in my champagne era while also getting married in 4 months is not great. I have a dress to fit in to 😩

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HEY DRUG SELLING ACCOUNTS LEAVE ME TF ALONE

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God, I miss Mac so much 😩

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Things I got for my 10 year work anniversary: - - - -

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any Denver fam going to Smoakland Saturday? 👯‍♀️

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we miss u, mac miller 😔💔

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

TikTok feels like the bad place now. I don’t trust it.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

I need to get back to using this. I’m too mad to be on twitter lmfao where my old mutuals at 😭

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My wedding Louboutins have arrived!!!!! 😍

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Bought my wedding Louboutins last night 🥹🥰🤩

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s going to la la lyny and barclay crenshaw tomorrow?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

that episode was perfection. the editing. the producing. the comedy. no notes. #rhoslc

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