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Huge nerd. Non binary bisexual switch. Moved cities. Moved apps. New to Naarm, in the world's oldest profession. https://ivysociete.com/escorts/profile/emily-bankhead Text me 0466 579 447
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Now Australian universities have equated anti-zionism with anti-Semitism (the exact tactic Israel uses to deflect legitimate criticism of fucking genocide) the ethical thing to do is drop out of my degree. But I both need the degree and want to study the content.

Dick roasts Like dick rates. But I'm mean and trying to be funny about it.

Got to get truly depraved yesterday. Was planning to be back to the day job today and into the gym this afternoon. My body had different ideas. So instead I'm napping and getting take out. Reminded of an important lesson to always give yourself space to take care of yourself.

Just a reminder!

Just imagine having these fingers wrapped around your... We can make it happen www.realbabes.com.au/embankhead

The "fair work" commission are just an extension of the bosses. "You can't strike, it's too disruptive" Yeah, that's the sodding point, you dingbats.

ACAB includes real estate agents

When did Victoria outlaw beef HSP's and who do I speak to to fix this travesty?

The dead weeks between the end of the NFL and the start of the NRL. If only there was something someone could do to keep me entertained. Text me with any suggestions I suppose.

With no Seahawks involved. I just wanted a close, compelling game. Couldn't have that. But at least the company was pretty good.

Kendrick's halftime show, first one I think I've ever actually enjoyed. (There's nothing in the game worth talking about. Because yikes)

Who do you think is winning tomorrow?

Like everything associated with my move to Naarm/Melbourne, it took far longer than I planned. But I am available moving forward for in person bookings in the CBD. text me, 0466 579 447

When pleasure is my business, and you get business sorted quickly and efficiently, there's only one thing left to focus on.

Share something 🩵 blue 🩵

When the switch reskeets and you're not sure which side of the statement they're endorsing

BDSM does not need to be healing or empowering for you to participate in it. You don't need to apply moral attributes to it to justify your interest in it. Sexuality just IS, and it's ok to let it be just that. Stop applying judgement calls on kink. It's ok to be a horny perv.

Y'know what works great for social anxiety? Margarita for breakfast. Who would've guessed? (Executed by a trained* professional** under controlled conditions***. Do not attempt****)

Was planning/hoping to operational before Christmas. There's been a setback. So I'll be taking a little longer. My cat will be keeping me company in the meantime. But those who'd like to will have their chance soon enough.

I have been so damned busy with moving interstate and the day job. But the light at the end of the tunnel is visible and availability is coming.

Footage released of homeless people, immigrants, disabled people and queers being forced onto trains Libs: oh, you just wait til the next election, I'm gonna vote against this. So. Damn. Hard.

Just lying around, waiting for some company...

Location: Melbourne/Naarm Occupation: Obscenity, among other things Pronouns: she/her they/them Height: 6'6"/198cm Shoe: 14 Zodiac: Gemini Smoke: almost never Tattoos: 8 and counting Piercings: ears, septum Fav Drink: single malt scotch Fav Smell: Orchids