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procrastlin.bsky.social
Xennial nerd. Loves dogs and gaming. Tabletop and SF&F. Stationery magpie. Archer. Sometimes has a moan. Marooned in a future I have no wish to participate in. These messages will self-destruct in a couple of months. Or whenever.
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Couldn’t be bothered to cook. Shoved a frozen pizza in the oven. Left the packaging on. So, that’s where I’m at.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I dunno, man. If your company/organisation is only just starting to wind down their Twitter presence it feels a bit ... late.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Lol. The modded Golf GTI at the temporary traffic lights blasting out Dave Brubeck has made my day.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for abortive TV shows that nobody likes, a rapid churn of movies scripted by people who have never been in the same room as a Bond movie, let along watched one, and a relentless, wall-to-wall assault of spin off 'Content.' Can't. Fucking. Wait. Mmm mmm mmm!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Kindle library downloaded. Kobo arrived, as did a Blackwell's order. It's damp and raining. Perfect book day.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

pleas please please stop dodging our filters by calling him Tr*mp, Elno or some other nonsense there’s no algo here to downvote or shadow ban whatever you say just people who are FUCKING TIRED of news about these fuckers please

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Heh. Nice try. You can error out, fuck up the A-Z sorting, and freeze in Firefox all you fucking want, Amazon. But I've still got over a week before you remove the download function and I will get my fucking stuff.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. Download my entire library one book at a time, eh? Those Amazon cunts really don't want me having all that stuff I paid for.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sensing injury, my Golden Retriever is following me everywhere I go, like a retirement home nurse chaperoning an unruly pensioner. Sensing weakness, my Shih Tzu is alternating between attacking my ankles and stealing anything that isn’t nailed down.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to try and make a cup of tea without decapitating myself.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Put my back out when I smashed my knee on the corner of the shower. What a loser. Ah well, can't get any worse. Breakfast time. Sliced my finger. Hit the bone. Blood everywhere. Ruined the last of the bacon and eggs.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

“I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Eschewing tradition by presenting my partner with a camembert, cider, and jaffa cakes.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Severance.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

"We need a bigger car." Then buy a people carrier or an estate. Don't buy a fucking SUV. Only cunts and idiots buy those.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

This was really, really, stupidly funny youtu.be/dSlGxtOTbbI?...

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

Dog walks this week have been uniformly bleak. Cold, damp, and grey. My Golden Retriever absolutely loved it.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Reposting this because it might be of some help to people who've had enough of the egregious techno-twat wankery.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

As I continue to remove myself from as many google services as possible, it’s time to think about the next item on the quest to de-cuntify my life. Amazon.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

BRP/ Mythras/ D100 mecha rules. Any advice? “Basic Roleplaying Mecha” has been OOP for yonks & is fetching wild prices on the second hand market. ☹️ Hack a d20 product? Convert from Mekton Zeta? Something else?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

The good news is that through genius level logistics (I ham-fistedly rammed some play paraphernalia into another space) and a quick tidy up, I’ve clawed back a shelf and a half. Might see how long I can let the empty space breathe and lie fallow. Like No Nut November, but for buying TTRPGs.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Oh. Yay. Another Black Mirror episode made real.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments