Profile avatar
procyonbytes.bsky.social
Come for my bytes of nerd life, stay to watch me slip into insanity. Or find inner peace. Maybe they're the same thing. Let's find out together
107 posts 83 followers 198 following
Prolific Poster
Active Commenter
Posts 30 Comments 20

Imma say it, TikTok had become a garbage app that was 70% ads and made it difficult to enjoy my friends content anyway. I'll miss y'all, but I feel like I'm coming out of this with a betterment for my mental health.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you just gotta take a midnight shower in the darkness

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Imma be honest with you all, I prefer the phrase "peen-nips" over "dick nipples"

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Guys guys guys, remember when Goofy f-ing DIED. That was peak.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Henceforth I will be referring to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as "BrAT"

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

"Nothing in his belly button but knives and lint"

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of something nasty this morning. #magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe they named it Zootopia 2 and not Zootwopia

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

Somebody tell me why "treenitz" has been stuck in my head all day.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

New number, new me.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Naturally we called our stuff "May-o-nnaise"

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Wizard's should make a Magic: The Gathering game called "The Fblthp Parable" where you wander around looking for purpose and you somehow keep ending up on different planes.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Ah ish, now the drones are near me...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

How my homies in Jersey doing with all these drones?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

P1P1 for this dumb cube I've been putting together.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The absolute worst thing in the world is going to pee in the middle of the night while my electric toothbrush is charging. Dear blinking green light, STFU.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The energy I'm expecting from Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Being 31 I'm now tormented by not knowing what this bird is I hear singing each night. SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The year is 2064 and we're explaining to children why "Like a Prayer" is our national anthem, and Pepé the King Prawn is our flag.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Still waiting for The Dave Matthews Band to release Cresh, Crish, Crosh or Crysh

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

When they drop the 3rd board wipe.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

In this ┏┓ house ┃┃╱╲ we ┃╱╱╲╲ love ╱╱╭╮╲╲ and ▔▏┗┛▕▔ protect ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Loot, Exuberant Explorer ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕ #MTGFoundations #MTGAmbassador

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

submitted 96 days ago • 139 comments

LGS had singles for 20% off. Good day for magic.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I'm desperately trying to make the guy work as a commander, but I don't want it to just be "creature enters and deals damage" I've been eyeing up @rachelweeks.bsky.social list, but I can't get behind just doing someone else's list. I'm not against stickers though. #magicthegathering

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

A new LGS opened up within biking distance and I could not be happier. Now I just need a bike.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

How I sort my cards.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

So if you care to find me Look to the western sky

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Maaaaannn First Aid Kit is a fantastic band. I need to listen to them more.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

My new LGS doesn't even know what a draft is. I think I need to teach these people a thing or two about Magic: The Gathering

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments