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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
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Don't you dare look at us.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

The Orioles should release a new left-field wall every year.

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

This ad ran about 37 times during last night’s Dodgers/Angels Freeway Series game. It only became tolerable once the kids and I realized you could chant “Fart Seagull” along to it. youtu.be/1flvno8IBFM?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Love you, @grantbrisbee.bsky.social.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Angels believe that Andersons are the new market inefficiency.

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

NOT GUILTY

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There’s like an 85% chance both are on the Angels by mid-June.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

This is the best, most accurate Angels preview I've ever read, and I've read (and written) A LOT of them over the years. @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com is a goddamn wizard.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

How much you wanna bet if there was a stat called GRIT (Games with Really Intense Trying) these oatmeal-brained goons would be all over it.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Nice to see Jackie is still driving racist assholes crazy 50+ years after he died

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

In which @bymccullough.bsky.social clearly states Ryan and Eely from Productive Outs are “not like … hip” and “not like … cool” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

SOURCE: The San Diego Padres have optioned right-hander Bargain Flamingo to Triple-A El Paso.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

The Texas Rangers have optioned catcher Clamp Shartscore to Triple-A Round Rock.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

We could never.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Wob Belch and Hurt Booton? Cox and Gooch? Pi? Happy day indeed.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely mesmerized by India's shants.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I miss the days when the worst, weirdest losers I had to think about were the Angels.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We are deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

These are so sick. Stoked they brought them back.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

@ewpod.bsky.social @benlindbergh.bsky.social @megrowler.fangraphs.com Breakout candidate ... Christopher Sanchez? www.espn.com/mlb/insider/...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

WELP

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

WHAT IN GOD’S NAME ARE WE DOING HERE, FOLKS? #hatchat

submitted 16 days ago • 81 comments

Shams will be hearing from our attorneys.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas to all the Baseball Writers Of A Certain Age

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Gotta say my favorite highlights from Spring Training on MLB’s IG are definitely ABS challenges. Sometimes calls are upheld. Sometimes they’re overturned. No matter the outcome, the real winner is the fans. Riveting stuff.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Weird, dumb, gross, old, attention-craving asshole thinks dead, weird, gross, old, attention-craving asshole should have his balls washed posthumously.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners expect first baseman Marlboro Jesus to miss approximately 3-6 months with what doctor’s are describing as periflexinal dorsimation of the right phrenictal pechugis. The situation is fluid, with further testing scheduled.

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submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Goodbye and good riddance to the dumbest “rule” in baseball history.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely baffling that this org will not just make this dude a regular at one position. Ever.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Record last year: 63-99 Stadium status: Old and outdated Org ethos: The plan is to have no plan Please help me, my profits are dying.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

No, it’s actually your job to sell the Brewers and go buy the rights to a county fair or some shit.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Arte Moreno claims that he will probably lose $50-60 million this year. Open those books, bud! www.mlb.com/news/arte-mo...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The Mets are in midseason form and it’s not even. March yet.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how many managers are opening Spring Training by sharing this sage advice with their ball club.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

So, how did you become an Atheist? I looked at Mike Trout's stats from 2012 to 2019. He's only played in 319 of the Angels 810 games since then. That's how.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment