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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
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These honk.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

This is quite a look.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

SOURCE: The Arizona Diamondbacks have designated catcher Brim Nibbles for assignment.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Love anything as much as college baseball coaches love bunts challenge

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The Angels would like you to believe a multi-billion dollar franchise is incapable of getting MRI results on the arm of a dude who spent the past 16 months rehabbing an arm the team is paying him $33 million to use.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

[Al Pacino Voice] Huascar Brazoban

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Couldn’t be us.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

SOURCE: The Los Angeles Dodgers have recalled LHP Melrene Pantywhistle from Triple-A Oklahoma City and designated RHP Dweevis Cubano for assignment.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

[Chasen Shreve arriving in Shreveport] “Heh.”

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Griffin Canning leaving the Angels and immediately becoming a legit top-of-the-rotation starter makes me dream big about Reid Detmers.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

SOURCE: Seattle Mariners right-hander Barley Credenza has been diagnosed with a Grade 4 menial preclusion of his right familial hummus. His crannies have not responded to treatment thus far, so immediate surgery and a 4-to-6 month recovery is his best option at this point.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Simply cannot hear the name Lance McCullers without thinking of a southerner saying they're going to lance their cullers.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Hye-seong Kim is built like a gymnast.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Do you prefer your taters launched, blasted, clobbered, mashed, crushed, or nuked?

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

It is June 1. The Colorado Rockies have won 9 games.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It has come to my attention that there are people who are anti-Banana Ball, but pro-Pro Wrestling, and I’m having trouble squaring that circle.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

59-0 at any level of baseball is just ridiculous

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Just wanna get out ahead of this and let you all know that we had nothing to do with any of these names on the UCLA baseball roster.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Immense Youth Pastor vibes

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

[Steve Brule Voice] Bradgley

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

He hasn’t run the bases at 100% and is not going on a rehab assignment. Seems unwise?

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments