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profdummy.bsky.social
He/They Card-Carrying Idiot Meat Lover 🏳️‍🌈 Aqua ☀️ Cancer🌙 Leo Rising Occasionally spicy (18+ plz & thx)
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How fucking disappointing... 🙃

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

my most whore-ish opinion is that if you're 6'2" over taller, you're automatically hot enough to get me to drop my drawers 🤷🏾‍♂️

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

#tummytuesday

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Slipped out of the shower, anyone wanna help me up?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

For my birthday, my brother went out of his way to find all of my old awards from school, dust them off, and put them on display at home 😭😭 I'm a bit of an emotional mess now tbh lol

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

It's my birthday and I'll have a smoke if I want to #cigarbear

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

just saw a few yt gays posted thirst traps with mlk quotes as captions yesterday

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

my favorite daddy bear invited me over to play while his husband was in the other room playing with his own boy looks like we all started the new year with a bang lol

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Old country daddy invited me over to dig in his guts. Didn't know he meant literally until he begged me to slide my whole fist in him.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

wish I had someone here to feed this load to #thirstythursday

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Had to sneak off and watch #BeyonceBowl in solitude cause nobody in this damn house wanted to watch football 😂

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

not #TummyTuesday anymore but I couldn't help but take this fresh out the shower

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe got a little carried away with the pics last night, so here's a couple more. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! #cigarbear

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Took a late Christmas Eve stroll to see some lights #cigarbear

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

all I want for christmas is a nice belly rub and a wet mouth on my nips... is that too much to ask for? lol

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Just read this guy's Grindr bio that said "I like pretty and skinny, which isn't most of you" 😂 Can't even be mad at it lmao

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Every single time I make gumbo, I am reminded of the love/hate relationship I have with roux. However, I am also enough of a purist to never even consider purchasing it jarred.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered that time I came out to a girl that I was really good friends with and when she asked me to hangout the next weekend, she surprised me by taking me to a church service...

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

The way Elphaba gets treated in Act 2 of Wicked, I wish she would have gotten a glock instead of a fuck ass spell book...

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it just hitting me that Elon is going to be leading an actual governmental department called DOGE???

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Trump picking a literal pedo for AG is incredibly funny in a "maybe a massive asteroid hitting this planet wouldn't be so bad" kinda way...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments