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⚠️This user will paw at you!⚠️ 26 | Plushy puppy girl:3 | she/her him/him | pfp by @xnarja on X, banner by @harlockmaiden.bsky.social featuring my OC Scarlett!
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Bringing this back for valentine's day. My OC Scarlett confesses to her school crush. (It's Maple 🐇 but we didn't know that yet :p) Art by the wonderful @harlockmaiden.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors. 😏

submitted 37 days ago • 69 comments

Having enough spoons? In this economy????

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Downed an entire latte and like,,,,,I feel like I've got the zoomies but also sneepy at the same time????? How??????

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

artists rendition of evacuating with two cats who hate driving and each other and I’m too busy white-knuckle gripping the steering wheel to change the music (we’re fine btw)

submitted 43 days ago • 27 comments

Tulip says.. ELLO

submitted 46 days ago • 287 comments

Am watchng MisterBNachural to awaken tha spirot of moosik inside me

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

She denies all accusations

submitted 49 days ago • 27 comments

Tushka on a Tuesday #cat #cats #pets

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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis grossery deliverry day. I am trytu remane calm.

submitted 48 days ago • 22 comments

I love this old photo of Mozzarella It really highlights how she sometimes just has to yell at you

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Man, why'd you open a fresh can of whoopass? We still have some in the fridge!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

竿役の都合で虎にアハトアハト 朝起きたらふたになっていた桃虎ちゃん

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Bruuuuuuh why did my first banger post of the year have to pop off on X of all places

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Nikita 👻 #Awaria

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

So I think after fixating so much on #SquidGame2 and the accompanying mobile game, I have...a vision. 🏳️‍⚧️ catgirl outfit,,,,

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

What To Know About ‘Squid Game’ Season 2 theonion.com/what-to-know...

submitted 56 days ago • 28 comments

t4t ZeLink done for a patreon poll a while back 😳 [ #art #nsfw ]

submitted 57 days ago • 12 comments

decided i can post ONE cute weight gain comic here before the year is over ^u^👉👈

submitted 58 days ago • 20 comments

Big n' Soft Rouge

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【肥満化絵につき閲覧注意】 らくがき すぽ3

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

実家帰るので描き納めです…！ 正月はゆっくりします…！！

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

See a blowjob, post a blowjob 🏳️‍⚧️ ♥️ by rabibuns on Twitter

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 74 days ago • 236 comments

カズサ🏃‍♀️ #ブルアカ

submitted 121 days ago • 4 comments

bath time!

submitted 73 days ago • 22 comments

so a normal choir rehearsal

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

wide emmie winter 2024... december is almost half way done already what the heck is going ON?????

submitted 73 days ago • 10 comments

*charges up laser and fuckign kills you*

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

It's dawning on me that since pup cups are free, I might spend money on a drink I might not really want cos I'd feel so bad rocking up to a Starbucks just for a free cup of whipped cream ajkajsh

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

November tier 4 drawing for Mr. Vude #oc #patreondrawing

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Post a cat! This goober's named Kaya.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling a bit 🤨 about how there's a trans woman character played by a male actor in Squid Game season 2. That's definitely a casting choice

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments