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every night I dim the gas lights to slowly drive the person I live with insane but I’m juggling so much I instantly forget I did it and wind up huddled with them every night worrying about why the lights are dimmer

submitted 2 hours ago • 12 comments

cc @glitterburrito.bsky.social also i tried this today and it was delicious

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

wandering off in ac shadows to lands i shouldn’t be in at my level: what the fuck is on that guys head

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

[sam moxon voice]: file that fuckin tax return

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

hey siri what’s it like to be a minority, but make it very specific and tailored to dipshit white men:

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account

submitted 9 hours ago • 375 comments

might as well start doing my taxes

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

submitted 12 hours ago • 918 comments

kinda feel like this is a slam dunk the dems are gonna miss and i don’t feel good about it

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

did the women girlboss too close to the sun or is their little play date over

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

green onions in a jar on the kitchen window has really upped my ramen game

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

reese’s pb&j strawberry big cup: not good! in keeping with personal growth, i only ate an entire one and then one bite of the second before throwing it away i am an adult

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

calliope me maybe

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

hallelujah

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

every time i see the pitt i have a flashback of my parent’s friend (whose wife was in the ER group who watched together every week) just muttering “fucking john carter”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Der Gestürzte, by Wilhelm Lehmbruck, 1915-16, 📸 by @rheathcote.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

is there a kvm available that can do multiple inputs and power via us c?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

rorycoaster of emotions is that a thing

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

🔔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

man he really wanted that good for him

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

jim nantz [after having finished a tear-jerking story about rory mcilroy]: and here is that piece of shit justin rose

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments