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Comedy Nerd, Gamer/Streamer, International Hipster Of Danger. https://twitch.tv/itsprofessork/home
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Remember when we wanted the best of the best in American Government? What happened to those aspirations?

So, I didn’t have Dirk showing up to a #Lakers game to support Luka in his first time appearance on my 2025 bingo card. Then again, I didn’t have the #Mavs trading for a fragile 6’10” china doll and a new washing machine for the locker room either.. #FIRENICO

The most unstable spelling of a first name in baseball history. For those unaware, it’s pronounced Key-Kay. Yes, he’ll make the dodgers bench even better. I’m ready for baseball season…

Feels good seeing Philly destroying that Muppet-looking QB of the Chiefs Also: Kendrick gave us our marching orders for the revolution, get to it..

I’m finding people referring to the Gulf Of Mexico and Denali by their incorrect names have been a great way to block the mouth breathers of modern American society!!

In a world of full of entitled folks like Rachel Campos & Sean Duffy, Be more like Pedro Zamora.

We've heard reports of Elon's crew barging into areas they shouldn’t be. If you want to talk to a reporter, reach out confidentially via @signal.org: dell.3030

As always, if you're a government employee or work at a tech co you can find me on Signal at velliott88.18

Literally just walked into the FedEx Ground Office at Alliance Fort Worth and there was a woman sleeping under the front desk, I would think their company with the billions they have would be able to give their employees a rest/break area if they work multiple shifts. #Fedex

Woke up from a dream humming Bella Ciao. Must mean something..

So, how are those cheaper eggs and milk working out for everyone?

Dusty Rhodes knows about Hard Times, Daddy! youtu.be/7SSnkFQuao8?...

Glad to see @pftompkins.bsky.social finally joining the marvel universe! But, will he become The Wizard??

Here’s my advice for the 🍊🫏🤡 especially right now: Let the Ya’ll-Queda faithful take the bullets & shrapnel in all of these upcoming situations. Let them weep & gnash teeth for their own stupid decisions. Meanwhile, we’ll be here at the cookout playing dominoes & drinking a cold one until needed

Boy howdy I wish FEDEX would quit screwing around and deliver my ROG ALLY X..

Jesus I miss this place… youtu.be/Syn7b7Rnzpk?...

Hearing a rumor about King Of The Hill having a Fortnite crossover, I might just have to actually play. #gaming

The most common question I receive is how everyday citizens can help in the fight for democracy. My advice, take the first step, start with something small and see what works for you. Here are ten things all of us can do. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/10-t...

My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

Looks like my ROG Ally X is on its way from ASUS US. Glad to finally get me something portable and fun to play.

America is now a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.

Gee whiz guys, I think these modern “republicans” really hate America and its real citizens..

I said before the election we were either going to solve this by the ballot or the bullet. Sadly, many wasted the previous and now it might come to the latter.

Hey folks,wouldn’t it be just a real pip to give the folks at [email protected] your two cents about DEIA? I know I’ll be doing so… #resist

South Of Midnight just shot up in my must play list! #xboxdirect