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professorlitwick.bsky.social
they/them 33 queer, Seattle, gamer occasional Thot stuff but mostly gamer shit lol
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i conceptualized and co-wrote Fledgling Manor, which features: 🦇 vampires 🦇 2000s reality show vibes 🦇 M, F, and NB romance options 🦇 class struggle 🦇 a Christian vampire who wants to turn vampire society into some kind of megachurch shopping mall store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

passage of time brings daily horrors, but at least there’s a weekly prompt full of hog

figured I should find another way to show off my new fey+fiend nail polish for Wednesday 😌

Finally got to try out some of my new @feyandfiend.bsky.social polishes 😌 Electric Rat 4 coats and Magical Girl 3 coats over (discontinued) Himbo

I guess I should update this.

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to all who celebrate

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

forgot to get your significant other a Valentine's Day card? we're here to save the day with these Vampire Survivors cards 💘

Not labeling posts is like not using a turn signal, selfish. You don’t use a turn signal for you, you know what you are going to do. It’s for the sake/safety of those around you. Same goes for labeling posts, you know what you are posting and it’s 1 easy button press and yet you can’t even do that.

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Katy Perry is like a type of candy you kinda used to enjoy years ago but now when you have it it just tastes like hyper processed sugary crap and makes you wonder if it always tasted that way

She literally just asked for health insurance and this man is nauseous about it.

Digital Friends (2020)