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Spider-min C

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Always thought it was a little weird that they show dobby’s dick in Chamber of Secrets

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Bluesky users have tagged this post as “inscrutable gibberish”

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We built this city We built this city on native bones Built this city We built this city on na-tive bones

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not to get all “political” or anything, but the government is fake and the only honest currency is acorns

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when someone finally does It, the moment will be captured by so many high-res cameras that we can build a 3D reconstruction to spin around like we’re touring a house on zillow

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Screaming IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE at every Onion article

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SEGA Daytona USA Arcade voice Gra-nooolaaaaaaaaa

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‘Miss Me Yet?’ sticker but it’s Cheney

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LEAKED - confidential #whitehouse memo

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they should make a Star Wars tv show

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hey it’sh me; Tony sporano. I’m back from da dead

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watching cellphone video of a plane crashing hmm how can i recontextualize this into a meme for moms on instagram…

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Miles “Anus” Prower

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o fuk youtu.be/IQYvXXtB5Jc?...

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sanding off the serial numbers on my calculator

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Tomorrow’s #nyt crossword is an acrostic that spells out the name of the winner #election

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stefani voice Lemme hear you say this shit is a psyop

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You know what, mister “building inspector”? YOU’RE a motherfucking fire hazard

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nonzero chance that I learn the final election results by trying to suss out the meaning of a joke on here that I don’t quite get

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I wish there were some election details I could get somewhere on tv or the internet

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if this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911, homie

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Can’t say much, but there’s a major NYT bombshell coming later today, maybe tomorrow am (Spoiler: the 7up Cool Spot is getting meetoo’d)

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There’s a disappointing irony in the fact that leftism is supposed to be a movement that’s all about people, but a lot of internet leftists are so fucking obnoxious that they push people away.

Spider-min C

Always thought it was a little weird that they show dobby’s dick in Chamber of Secrets

Bluesky users have tagged this post as “inscrutable gibberish”

We built this city We built this city on native bones Built this city We built this city on na-tive bones

not to get all “political” or anything, but the government is fake and the only honest currency is acorns

when someone finally does It, the moment will be captured by so many high-res cameras that we can build a 3D reconstruction to spin around like we’re touring a house on zillow

Screaming IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE at every Onion article

SEGA Daytona USA Arcade voice Gra-nooolaaaaaaaaa

‘Miss Me Yet?’ sticker but it’s Cheney

LEAKED - confidential #whitehouse memo

they should make a Star Wars tv show

hey it’sh me; Tony sporano. I’m back from da dead

watching cellphone video of a plane crashing hmm how can i recontextualize this into a meme for moms on instagram…

Miles “Anus” Prower

o fuk youtu.be/IQYvXXtB5Jc?...

sanding off the serial numbers on my calculator

Tomorrow’s #nyt crossword is an acrostic that spells out the name of the winner #election

stefani voice Lemme hear you say this shit is a psyop

You know what, mister “building inspector”? YOU’RE a motherfucking fire hazard

nonzero chance that I learn the final election results by trying to suss out the meaning of a joke on here that I don’t quite get

I wish there were some election details I could get somewhere on tv or the internet

if this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911, homie

Can’t say much, but there’s a major NYT bombshell coming later today, maybe tomorrow am (Spoiler: the 7up Cool Spot is getting meetoo’d)

There’s a disappointing irony in the fact that leftism is supposed to be a movement that’s all about people, but a lot of internet leftists are so fucking obnoxious that they push people away.

Holy shit Kamala just texted me

Go Gurt in line for early voting! Then Go Gurt right back to vote again!

[latest event] sealed it; [candidate] is finished