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I feel like I need to tap the sign cause I keep seeing people trying to "dunk" on hateful peeps on my feed. This ISN'T TWITTER. Please don't make it into it.

Bandcamp lets us keep 85% of revenue. That is the best rate of anybody out there. Over a period of about 15 years, I have taken home ~$3000. Every album is "pay what you want", so you all rock. If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.

i had a very mean dream last night about a healing item whose effectiveness depended on how fucking stupid you are

WHAT THE FUCK IS BRO STREAMING

Not even Tylenol® can cure this one 😡

This is not neutrality. This is endorsement. Get the fuck off of Facebook, Instagram and Threads. NOW. www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

Someone was nice enough to create a sheet with GoFundMes of people in Los Angeles who've lost their homes, if you can share or are able to donate docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

fnf leak (do note that the use of latinx was wholly ironic)

“To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices.”

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

what's popping my fags and faggettes?

last krismas i gave you my heart

We’re close to losing Sesame Street, a show that was started to provide free educational media to marginalized kids in our country. That’s not an accident in my opinion and it’s just one more example of how Capitalism robs our society of the sweet and good things we build to care for one another.

"I can't wait to eat my awesome plate of fries" I said aloud. "erm no you don't!" replied the evil ass fry thief.

You're sick of hearing it, I'm sick of talking! Help me so I don't have to ask anymore. Then I'll never bother anyone again. We will all be happy. I wouldn't do it if I had a choice. Please share so I can reach my goal 🙏 gofund.me/d703f162 OR paypal.me/AtefSabbah

I can turn anything into yuri.

This will mean the deaths of some of your disabled friends & peers. Please care enough to speak up for us.

what in the yaoi is the Grinch grinches the Cat in the Hat?

this is why sonic is the goat

if you've been following me on other platforms you might recognize this project. i'm rewriting it from scratch because the original version was really glitchy and felt bad to play oopsies!!!

goggles boil

fun tip: you can tell if somebody's neurodivergent based on the fact that they only eat a single food for long stretches of time

remember when this was just a thing that happened?

what the fuck is this and why was it in my gmod screenshots?

Hey you

i had no idea chef peepee was real