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Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
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Imagine a post that was so profound, so insightful that no one liked it

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Posts. Funny posts.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Waiting. For multiball in baseball

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Do gone yourself

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Stream-of-consciousness skeeting

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

The invention of the Internet (1983)

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I would like to take this time now to disavow any previous statements or positions this account has taken and promises to do better in not having those moving forward

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

He’s a 10, but it’s a base-20 rating system

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My rejected Simspons episode ideas: “Homer versus the XVII Amendment” “You can move as many times as is funny” “Isthmus Fear”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I could use a ping. One ping only please.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Thanks to Paramount Plus I can celebrate Father’s Day in the traditional manner

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Self-loathing, as a bit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

John Calvin: the college years (1528-1531)

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#HappyFathersDay

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Getting impostor syndrome as a dad because have no desire to even pretend I will do home repairs

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My rejected Simspons episode ideas: “Homer versus the XVII Amendment” “You can move as many times as is funny” “Isthmus Fear”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday to the Padres

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A hit dog hollers and a hot dog is most likely 20% raccoon.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Emite peels

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I’m a mystery wrapped in an enigma that no one is trying to unravel

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Words in a funny and surprising order

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really should not find it as satisfying of an activity as it is prune my following list down a hundred or so account

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

No kings (we're allowed to have one)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When you have to think of funny posts now that people are following you

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

When a history post gets no likes

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When the pastime becomes past time

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop flirting with my internet crush.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

The Battle of Bunker Hill, location Bunker Hill (1775)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Charles Guiteau explains his reasons for assassinating President Garfield (1881)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever a shitpost gets no likes

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments