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When the big account likes a post on your page but doesn’t follow back

Another day on BlueSky

One hit away from feeling like this I’m gambling

Hey guys could you help me find something I’ve been missing for quite a while

Sven's Coolidge posting again

A brief description of my time on social media

Reposting myself to feel something

Actual historians describing any of the fun stories you've learned about history

I am not going to well actually about how pro-sex the puritans really were

So I’ve gone the longest without shaving since needing to do that and decided to see if I can actually get it to fully fill in. Now am beginning the dangerous task of cleaning the bottom of it up on my neck while trying to avoid either of these outcomes

My time to shine

she sat on my ire til i learn to understand it

The weekly conversation with my phone

How it started versus how it is going in the Newcastle match

Nothing big on the line here in this match. I feel bad but I felt good last week so that’s good.

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"Treehouse of Horror V." It really doesn't get better than the "The Shinning." And ending with the Fog That Turns People Inside Out is just perfect.

How many goals is Wood getting from 0.2xG today…brace…? Hat-trick….? ⚽️ 🙃 #FPL

*Cries in Midfield Maestro* #NUFC

Im off to perform gendered labor

I still catch myself trying to head the ball when timing the header in eafc

Waking up. Looks like it’s time

Tfw someone posts the same reference from a tv show from thirty years ago

Got something for you

Appreciate the spirit but shouldn’t call it phoning it in when I put the most effort into my phone

So think I’ve figured it out after using twitter clones for over a decade: Reply with like=an attempt to connect with varying levels of success with the original post Reply without like=pure unadulterated aggression Like with no reply=Acknowledgement of the post Like with repost=Highest support

Is this post a reply to something I saw on the skyline? Is this post a reply to a conversation going on inside my head? Is this post a desperate bid for attention to fill a gaping void in this poster’s life? The answer may surprise you

"You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?"

Will shitpost for dopamine hit

This man is objectively really fucking pretty.

Liking my riffing gets my attention

Me posting a comment on someone's selfie

ready for our next pope