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today's albums x

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yesterday's albums x

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sat on the train in the no man's land between 2 loud teenage girls and a grumpy elderly man muttering to his wife about the 2 loud teenage girls waiting for something to snap

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thank you guys, i've finally decided today's the day to take the courage to go non-contact with him (this one lecturer who annoys me)

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today's albums x

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sometimes my nightmares are reflections of my genuine fears in life and sometimes i'm trying to visit my flatmates to play smash bros with them but i can't because they're playing it at the top of a tree and julian clary is climbing it really slowly and i can't get past him

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after trying to work out why there's a random perfectly straight line on my nose now "ah it's probably because of woke"

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i'm not even remotely patriotic until i see an american take aim at wallace and gromit, then i turn into a fucking reform voter

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today's albums x

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reliable friend selling 2 tickets for frank turner's 3000th show at alexandra palace this saturday if anyone's interested? happy to pass on details

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for me, some thursdays are ash wednesday (i forgot)

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they're* calling it the honey-g-ification of language *they=ash

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(had the brutal combo of being ill and having one of my most depressed days in a long time today but i made it through thanks to) today's albums x

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today's albums x

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genuinely don't think i've seen a headline that's made me feel more genuinely violently ill before for so many different reasons

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today's albums x

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was NOT aware volvic summer fruits water was so unpopular, will not bend to peer pressure tho

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rate my meal deal x

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need an office share sitcom about this building

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gnashing my teeth and losing all rational thoughts because the people behind me on the national express are talking about sam campbell. chat is this normal. am i doing ok

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#justiceforwolfie

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

if anyone wants a) bonus ash radio and b) incredible willow radio (highly recommend) 🐭 feel free to tune in tonight! mostly music picked by us both together with some chat etc :0

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Twelve years since Theresa May's heinous Valentine's post that now looks like the sort of thing Labour would put out and the Sensible Grown-Ups would tell us was Very Good Actually.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

rate my (hastily photographed) meal deal x

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

there are strong arguments to be made that crazy frog is perhaps the worst song to let your kid play at full volume on their ipad in a crowded bus depot late at night

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update: the coach is making really normal noises and movements right now

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to the person in the seat in front of me on the national express watching taskmaster series 8, could you put subtitles on for me please

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Happy Valentine’s 💖

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

taskmaster new year's treat be like: here's your lineup! Dan Walker, Emily Eavis, Judy Murray, Ore Oduba and the reincarnated form of Ramses III, back with a vengeance against those who have wronged him!

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

and a happy valentine's specifically to the ceo of all mice and other rodents, @willowmouse.bsky.social 🩷

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment