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Spooky $h!t. Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass. Occasional Gentleman.
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WHY does Jared Leto keep getting WORK and WHY is he playing Skeletor?

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

(Slowly exhales) .... whatthefuck

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Good Morrow, Merchants of Merlin! And.. otherfolks.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Apparently it's International Pipe Smoking Day and a light snowfall & 20 degree combo didn't stop my last minute lunt with my favorite Peterson. For those that enjoy, it's loaded with a blend of Old Dark Fired and Autumn Evening.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

(Shall I be witty tonight? Interesting? Draw from my vast repertoire of admirable qualities and nonsensical talents?) ...I think not.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT IS THE LAW?! Anybody else getting Island of Dr Moreau vibes from President Ass Clown? Didn't end well for Moreau either....

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrating 66 years since release, "House on Haunted Hill" was a serious psyche molder for me. Brilliant tension, mystery, and horror starring Vincent Price. Such a classic, im still holding out hope to one day throw a fully themed HOHH party. (Poster released by MONDO)

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Love is a properly maintained Addams Family Pinball Machine

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Ok, it's over! Toss out your Valentines Trees, people.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

MY valentine? She's been the same one for over 20 years. She is totally off the social media grid so I won't spoil it, but trust me. She's the kind of woman that can make you know everything's alright with a look or make you willingly walk through glass in hell for her.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentines Day! Here is a carefully curated list of some of our favorite Romantic Creepers. Nothing says "Love" like psychotic, obsessive, monstrous weirdos who will stop at NOTHING for affection.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

It's awwwfully suspicious that valentine's day and venereal disease share the same initials

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

A 1931 Valentines Day premiere. Because When you wanted to make out with a girl, you needed to take her to see Dracula.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

One of the last coal-powered sheep . Most Scottish herds are all electric now , altho the new models seem to have a lot of problems in the rain .

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Valentines Day approaches! Shave your gifts!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My outfit for the bluesky pajama party

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's safe to say we got some snow.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Here it comes, snow before the Snow Moon. How winterly womantic.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry, but it's February. If you still have christmas stuff up, you don't deserve a valentine.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment