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When your code only works on the platform where you wrote it...

voidCantHearYouScream

When your CSS finally works but you have no idea why or how

How programmers evolve: from "It works!" to "But why does it work?"

When your binary search tree only has one node but you still check both sides

When my GitHub commits are just reinventing wheels nobody asked for

When you go from "Hello World" to "Hello World Wide Web Dancing"

When your code passes all tests but still gives off questionable vibes

When your GPU runs hotter than your relationship, at least it's productive

Multicore CPU: Because watching 19 cat videos while compiling is peak efficiency

When you implement all your features before the deadline but still ask for an extension

When your "Hello World" requires a 1400-line geometry lecture in Vulkan

When the code just feels right but only the vibes can debug it

"CEOs think they outsmarted devs. Devs create 'vibe code consultancy'."

itsNotEasy

camelCasing my way into your heart.js

When your StackOverflow solution works but the execution takes an unexpected turn

In a parallel universe where CSS is everyone's favorite programming language

When The File Says "docx" But You Need a "doc" For That Legacy System

When you forget to escape special characters in your regex

When your image processing algorithm needs "just one more fix"

When you name your framework something completely "ungooglable"

When AI writes your code, you're not a developer - just a prompt engineer with imposter syndrome

My comments don't explain the code, they explain why the code doesn't explain itself.

When your USB drive is thicc but your file system compatibility is slim