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Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.

Sign of the day…

The head of our country’s government is in the early stages of consolidating total power. We must of course reject this, but that is not enough. We have to respond by creating a different and better kind of American politics than we have seen before.

Lottie asks only to be kept in the loop.

This should be obvious to everyone. Funny how people who voted for $hitler will tie themselves in rhetorical knots trying to rationalize it though.

They both should be removed from the Pentagon — not for leaking embarrassing information, but for their alleged ties to Pete Hegseth.

Just 15 minutes of playtime with a rescued puppy, and I feel like I’ve done something right today.

Yeah, I’m with Andy. substack.com/@borowitzrep...

What do you expect from people who think Twitler should be president for life so he won’t have to face a firing squad?

He appointed them, so I guess he knows how sick they are.

This is surprising. I didn’t think Target was still in business.

Lottie gets at least one of my jokes. So she’s smarter than most people.

Pippa was marked safe from being eaten by immigrants in Ohio.

Wondering how long until I get deported back to … Texas?

All well and good if you’re trans, but where are the rest of us supposed to go?

Meanwhile, Daisy & Eli play in the fabled Kentucky April sunshine.

I’m totally stealing that.

If you assume Twitler is doing this for some reason other than manipulating stock prices for personal gain, you’re ignoring the obvious.

Who tf Twitler think he is — Bernie @sanders.senate.gov ?

Pretty sure I’ve never been told to “be cool“ by anyone who was not in the middle of committing a felony.

Even I know she’s holding it all wrong. It’s a rifle, doll-face — not a dick.

Word.