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“You can bet that if #FirstFelonPresident and #Muskolini started forgetting where they put their egos, suddenly—BAM!—Alzheimer’s funding would rain down like confetti at a corrupt billionaire’s birthday bash!”

Be disillusioned but not deceived Be angry But be mindful Be disturbed But be methodical Be troubled But find your peace Be furious But be ready Be exhausted But fight on #wewillnevergoback

If allowed, the push for a third term for #FirstFelonPresident is just the beginning—a test run for a Putin-style presidency. Those that say they’d rather have a dictator than a Democrat in the White House has never lived in a country that had one.

#FirstFelonPresident actually thinks the same venomous rhetoric he spews at Americans will intimidate world leaders. As they respond, he’s in for a rude awakening—he’s about to find out just how small a guppy he really is in the vast ocean of global diplomacy.

This isn’t fiscal responsibility, it’s a smash-and-grab for the ultra-rich, disguised as economic policy. If your “responsibility” only applies when it’s time to slash healthcare, education, and food assistance but disappears when it’s time to cut taxes for the rich, then It’s really just a con.

#DelusionalDonnie is at it once more, spinning numbers that his approval rating is soaring at a jaw-dropping 71%. Most polls show him so far below that number that he needs scuba gear to see it.

Truth!

In a move aimed at independent journalism #FirstFelonPresident cancels the AP from the Oval Office simply because of their free speech right to use “Gulf of Mexico” instead of his preferred “Gulf of America.” It’s a stark reminder that in his regime, dissent—even in language—is not tolerated.

So #FirstFelonPresident is crowning himself king now—but who’s going to be our village idiot? Looks like we’ll need to hold auditions. Is Musk available?

Do you think the coward wing of Congress knows this is their last term? Don’t tell them. Apparently, that’s what you do to government workers and their families.

When #FirstFelonPresident swears he won’t touch something, we all know he’ll end up with his hands in it. Just ask Stormy. #StopTheSOB

Folks, the current administration isn’t just rolling back to their version of “equity and freedom”—they’re handing us a roulette wheel of food poisoning too. It’s like they decided, “Why settle for one disaster when you can have a buffet?”

Elon Musk won’t hand over his tax returns. Now, he wants yours. — Sen Ed Markey (D-MA)

Conservatives went after Bud Light for one ad—so how about we return the favor? Any company ditching DEI should feel that same heat. Fair’s fair, right? U.S. companies who scaled back/ended their DEI initiatives: Amazon Meta McDonald’s Walmart Target Lowe’s Harley-Davidson #boycottback

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

#ClearAndPresentDanger #MuskForTheHague☠️⚖️ #trumpForTheHague ☠️⚖️ #CrimesAgainstHumanity🔥 @intlcrimcourt.bsky.social @democrats-judiciary.house.gov

Hey, here’s a wild idea: If Republicans are so worried about the budget, maybe they should start by trimming a little fat… from their own paychecks. I mean, why should we be the only ones tightening our belts when theirs are practically bursting at the seams?

#FirstFelonPresident should be categorized as a weapon of mass distraction. He’s so so effective, it makes “look, a squirrel!” seem like nuanced political debate.

Here’s the irony: Immigrants came to America to escape oppression, political or economic, seeking freedom and opportunity. Yet now, the very forces they fled are creeping into this country. This county is facing the same shadows they ran from. If that doesn’t make you stop and think, nothing will.

Oh, so let me get this straight: Spending taxpayer dollars to play race car driver at a NASCAR event is perfectly fine, but investing in schools and education is just reckless spending? I guess teaching kids isn’t nearly as important as pretending to be a real-life Speed Racer.

This right here ⬇️

Riddle me this: With all the job cuts happening in government agencies, who do you think #FirstFelonPresident will point the finger at for the spike in unemployment? Here’s a hint: the name starts with “Biden” and ends with “because obviously nothing’s ever his fault.”

Oh, I can hardly wait for the day #FirstFelonPresident ‘s name carved into the side of the Sphinx. What better way to honor one of history’s greatest monument. Let’s renaming it #GazaLago? Maybe they can throw in a hotel and a golf course while they’re at it—really class up the joint.

The real shocker isn’t all the folks frantically waving red flags—it’s the blissfully oblivious crowd who somehow mistake the blaring sirens for background music. #blueresistence

How many government departments do you have to close to buy a Cybertruck? Asking for a friend.

Most Americans right now feel “I’m not poor enough to escape taxes, but not rich enough to dodge them either.” Truly living the dream, right in that sweet spot where I get all the bills and none of the breaks.

I wonder when Republicans in Congress are going to realize that most of the things Musk “finds” that he considers “fraud” are things that most of them voted for. Probably when they hear from their own voters about it. Enjoy!

Republicans bring guns to knife fights. It’s time Democrats roll in with cannons. Fair play? Cute idea—but there’s no “democratic process” that fixes this until #FirstFelonPresident and #Muskolini are out of the picture.

Kid Rock, miffed that the audience wasn’t clapping during his performance? How surprising. Considering his last album dropped in March 2022 and peaked at a staggering number 124 on the Billboard 200, it’s no wonder people were scratching their heads, thinking, “Who’s grandpa was on stage?” 

“As options fade, so does the horizon—what once was vast becomes a tunnel.”