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I am very sad so few of my friends understand the impact/significance of this

My bestie works at Target in like shipping/docks, etc. Apparently, they have a bunch of Switch 2s because no one bought them. πŸ˜‚ Only 11 were sold yesterday πŸ˜‚ Amazing.

Murcaz just booted up NST. It's joever.

LETSGOO

Only 26 days until I get to see the love of my life. Seriously, this trip could not have come at a better time... 😭 I hope it zooms.

We are getting a The Devil Wears Prada 2 before GTA 6. stunnin'

I cannot catch a break you guys..

Guys does it pass the vibe check? Pls ignore my face work has been awful and I have menty b's multiple times a day.

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but β€œdon’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Sunday's are for kicking ass at the gym.

Fuck Israel.

New clothes coming in the mail tomorrow. I have a vision in my head but idk if it'll pan out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Today, my boss let me know that I have significant influence within my job, due to my ability to build great rapport with my colleagues. Ah haaa corporate speak for "you're a bad ass business bitch" 😎 For real I am getting this promotion.

Genuinely. I love being a corporate career girly like watch me be a bad ass bitch.

why do some people make everything a competition? like damn just let people feel and let people live.

marcus speaks norwegian and i SWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOON 😍

get you a partner that will go to mcdonalds and get a happy meal just in hopes they get the happy meal toy you want πŸ‘

If I were the Pope, I would invite so many bishes (short for bishops) to become Cardinals that we would fill the Vatican and then I would gather everyone and say that I invited them all there to help vote out the one bishop I actually didn't deem worthy. in some sort of reverse conclave..

Me rolling up to the conclave

Summer means a new season of Love Island and I caaaannot wait. Trashy summer TV is the BEST.

We are both thinkin' about pizza rolls.

Me: AI sucks, tired of seeing it everywhere Also me: now wait holup

omg tft so good such SLAY

Hax's mom got me all monkafuckinS

currently gold III and haven't met a challenge yet lol really only up from here ggs too good

Super debating on signing up for a 5k in October and using the summer to train. πŸ€”

Imagine one of the last things you do on earth is talk to JD Vance fuckin rip.

the answer was neither and instead bejing beef

do i get taco bell later because i mean tbell or do i get mcdonalds because fun minecraft toy?

fuck i am playing tft again its over ggs

My Teams straight up isn't working so I open a chat with IT, who proceed to call me... on Teams... hello?

Just booked my summer Norway trip πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸ˜

Being so incredibly happy with life is the most freeing feeling. πŸ’œ

I didn't get any better pictures yesterday unfortunately buuuut I hope the fit served πŸ˜…

I can't describe how much my 30th birthday meant to me. It was a pristine day, all things considered. But mostly, absolutely fucking YES to all of the anti-Trump protests out there, happening around the world. Genuinely, a day to hold as a core memory forever.