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My bestie works at Target in like shipping/docks, etc. Apparently, they have a bunch of Switch 2s because no one bought them. 😂 Only 11 were sold yesterday 😂 Amazing.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Murcaz just booted up NST. It's joever.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

LETSGOO

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Only 26 days until I get to see the love of my life. Seriously, this trip could not have come at a better time... 😭 I hope it zooms.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We are getting a The Devil Wears Prada 2 before GTA 6. stunnin'

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot catch a break you guys..

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Guys does it pass the vibe check? Pls ignore my face work has been awful and I have menty b's multiple times a day.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

submitted 24 days ago • 149 comments

Sunday's are for kicking ass at the gym.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Israel.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

New clothes coming in the mail tomorrow. I have a vision in my head but idk if it'll pan out 😂😅

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Today, my boss let me know that I have significant influence within my job, due to my ability to build great rapport with my colleagues. Ah haaa corporate speak for "you're a bad ass business bitch" 😎 For real I am getting this promotion.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely. I love being a corporate career girly like watch me be a bad ass bitch.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

why do some people make everything a competition? like damn just let people feel and let people live.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

marcus speaks norwegian and i SWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOON 😍

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

get you a partner that will go to mcdonalds and get a happy meal just in hopes they get the happy meal toy you want 👏

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If I were the Pope, I would invite so many bishes (short for bishops) to become Cardinals that we would fill the Vatican and then I would gather everyone and say that I invited them all there to help vote out the one bishop I actually didn't deem worthy. in some sort of reverse conclave..

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Me rolling up to the conclave

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Summer means a new season of Love Island and I caaaannot wait. Trashy summer TV is the BEST.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

We are both thinkin' about pizza rolls.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Me: AI sucks, tired of seeing it everywhere Also me: now wait holup

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

omg tft so good such SLAY

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Hax's mom got me all monkafuckinS

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

currently gold III and haven't met a challenge yet lol really only up from here ggs too good

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Super debating on signing up for a 5k in October and using the summer to train. 🤔

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine one of the last things you do on earth is talk to JD Vance fuckin rip.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

the answer was neither and instead bejing beef

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

do i get taco bell later because i mean tbell or do i get mcdonalds because fun minecraft toy?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

fuck i am playing tft again its over ggs

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My Teams straight up isn't working so I open a chat with IT, who proceed to call me... on Teams... hello?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Just booked my summer Norway trip 🇳🇴😍

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Being so incredibly happy with life is the most freeing feeling. 💜

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't get any better pictures yesterday unfortunately buuuut I hope the fit served 😅

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I can't describe how much my 30th birthday meant to me. It was a pristine day, all things considered. But mostly, absolutely fucking YES to all of the anti-Trump protests out there, happening around the world. Genuinely, a day to hold as a core memory forever.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

People that played 2 hours of Elden Ring be like: OMG ha guys im gonna do the thing and spend $600 on a FromSoft game uwu Me: 10+ year FromSoft fan wanting my DS1 tattoo laser removed (unserious) because how the tf you go from Elden Ring to limited ass hardware like a Switch. Embarrassing

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment