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"Trump Musk" literally means "overwhelming stench." I'm not sure what to do with that information, but maybe it would make a nice protest sign?

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Ex-NFL kicker Chris Kluwe engages in peaceful civil disobedience against MAGA. More of this please.

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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Conservatives used to say that wanted to make the government small enough to drown in the bathtub, but they ended up making it stupid enough to play in traffic

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

Goddamn I'm middle managing so effectively right now.

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Brought my slippers into the office today and I feel like I've figured out the secret to perfect contentedness

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck it, I'm eating lunch at 10:50 today.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

submitted 32 days ago • 186 comments

Breaking: walruses can whistle

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

submitted 32 days ago • 2684 comments

Do grapes taste way better than they used to or am I hallucinating?

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Just signed up for monthly donations to the ACLU. Never made any recurring donations before. Feels good. The lawyers are going to have a field day with all this bullshit. action.aclu.org/give/update-...

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