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I like the word "literally" because it can be used figuratively. And I use it both ways and I know it drives some people nuts!

FF7rebirth is the game that keep exceeding my expectations, love it!

Age of Darkness: The Final Stand is out of early access finally! I've loved this game since I first bought into early access ages (👍) ago. It's like They Are Billions, but frankly massively improved in so many aspects. And it now has co-op! store.steampowered.com/app/1426450/...

Maybe instead of calling it fast food, we should call it fast food substitute.

when people comment on my green eyes I should say it's because of the mako training I did as a soldier

So obviously the chicken came first, since the egg could never survive on it's own...

I'm asking ChatGPT the most important questions to humanity. Such as: How much time would the world save if "Funny" were spelled "Funy"?

ME: Gonna play this open world rpg but only focus on the main story ME 15 gameplay hours later: the main campaign's tutorial is over. ME 20 gameplay hours later: I wonder how long 100%ing this game would actually take.

One day people won't understand the origin of the word "google". And they'll have to google it, which won't be using google to do an internet search.

The Twitter trolls have taken to posting screenshots of my BlueSky & Threads posts to Twitter. The non-engagement on that platform is KILLING THEM.

the block of cornbread looks solid hello broccoli you are green the corn is spilled festively i enjoy food

I'm playing a game where some granny just made some killer line about watching the life drain from their enemies eyes... in the middle of combat and it was just so randomly awesome.

The point of all these simulator games is clear. We're making the Matrix piece by piece.

Memory cards were a weird pitstop in console gaming.

@matpiscatella.bsky.social How popular is Sims 4 these days? I am curious due to the news of no sims 5, instead getting multiplayer expansion on Sims 4. I suspect the decision is due to how popular Sims 4 remains, and not because they don't see Sims 5 as a profitable investment.

I've used a keyboard enough that I should be a natural at piano...

By the time we get more stranger things, the strangest thing will be the age difference.

Easily my best #hearthstone pack opening ever.

Starfield is a fun game. But the main story is one of the most disappointing I've seen ever.

I had a dream I was at a trump trial and he kept saying he has to go home and eat a slim jim. Totally believable right? I didn't think it was a dream.

I didn't know green eyes were rare. Apparently, only 2% of the population has them.

I wonder if there will be a 6th season of trump indictments

This reality tv show really goes places, remember when it used to be about an apprentice?

Drow Monk has been incredibly fun to play through Baldur's Gate 3. Not sure what I am going to run on my second playthrough, but was thinking Paladin or Priest of some sort.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a blueskyer.