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protogen.bsky.social
Hacker, fledgling occultist, adequate baker. Queer as fuck. I hate long walks on the beach and make a mean vegan chili. Transfemme & plural. Often a fuzzy robot toaster.
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Facts from my involuntary cold shower journey - While I do feel a little more awake after, I don't think it's more awake than coffee makes me - No health benefits, except it might be better for my skin - Cold showers compress time. The experience of a cold shower lasts longer than the shower itself

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

I have a hard time understanding seasonal decorations. Maybe it's because I'm used to small living spaces but, if I buy a decoration, then I want to have it out year round. Otherwise it feels wasteful? & If you want a change of pace you can just sell them or trade them like anything else..

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submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

i reach into my bag, i pull out a 12 foot sword, i offer it to my wife as an offering. she places it with the other 11 swords i have taken out. i cannot find my keys

submitted 605 days ago • 8 comments

Caprisun should have an Evangelion product line. Are you telling me you don't want to drink ---------------------------- NERV HYDRATION POUCH FLAVOR STYLE 2 EMERGENCY ONLY ---------------------------- instead of just 'Caprisun Fruit Punch'

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

What's the coolest way to encode data? based64

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

A friend in OK got a call after finishing her passport appointment at her local post office. They said that they "were going to have to mark her as a male" because she didn't have supporting medical documentation for the gender marker. Which is not at all a requirement for passport gender markers

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

A recent tarot pull

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone else played this? I felt like it was really made for me & it meant a lot to me when I started my transition

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

dudes rock

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“misato era” i mutter to myself as early 20 year olds scurry to me like rats

submitted 581 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being a brick made out of cats lmao I couldn't even

submitted 590 days ago • 1 comment

It is the ordered mind which despairs upon waking, for the world can never be as one dreams it. Folly, this is the stuff of folding laundry.

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

5 days into not eating meat. I have discovered the greatest loss so far: Slim Jims. May the Gods gives me Strength for this may be the hardest battle of my life.

submitted 601 days ago • 1 comment

When I was a child I was really excited to drink grape juice out of a wine glass. As an adult I am still really excited to drink grape juice out of a wine glass. I'm drinking coffee out of a whiskey tumbler right now

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

Hour four of having given up meat: I've realized that white castle sliders are made out of meat. This is lowest point in my morale and I worry the men may not survive the winter

submitted 604 days ago • 1 comment

I'm all of these except streamer, housewife, roller derby & goth. Well, aspiring sword lesbian. I know exactly what swords I want just not what swords I can justify buying.

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