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Luigi says: They shouldn’t have stolen from the Italians.

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I owe republicans an apology about the guns thing.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

They’re dunking on the health insurance company CEO that got got on LINKEDIN. There’s no joke here, but DEAR GOD.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

So, is that a zero net promoter score?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

You guys see the video of that healthcare CEO that shot himself in the back six times?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Playing competitive video games to befriend strangers and send them pictures of my dog. We lost? Here’s Odie. He’s dead.

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That feeling looking at your loofa wondering if you cleaned yourself or exclusively daydreamed.

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Thanksgiving was amazing. Friend made Beef Wellington cause he graduated from the NYC Culinary institute. The wine was amazing cause his wife’s a Somalian.

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Are you enjoying outlook so far?

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Yeah, it rains a lot in Seattle, but the weather is shitty enough to prevent “man on the street” interviews.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

What if you promised to do so much horrific shit when you were running for president that when you did nothing, you were hailed as a hero?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Hey younger siblings, we made it look so cool they did it more. They stopped after you.

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If you have anxiety, it’s probably because of all that embarrassing stuff you did.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Descartes said “I think therefore I am.” Can’t rela

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Rich people: House they don’t repair themselves Yard they don’t maintain themselves People who rent: Am I rich?

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Tell me a little bit about yourself: Well I’ve been fighting tooth and nail to wear the 32” waist pants I bought when I was young for approximately 100 years.

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You know how when you’re in an interview and they ask you why you aren’t wearing any pants? Jeez.

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Relationships are about sacrifice. Specifically sacrificing time watching shows you don’t care about.

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If life’s so great then why does waking up make me have to do all that gross stuff?

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I don’t know much French, but if you ask me where Jack is, I can tell you he’s sleeping.

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It’s not okay to call people the R word. Say “conservative.”

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Religion is bad at making good people, but good at making sex pests.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when all the crazies were obsessed with pizza gate and child trafficking and they were telling everyone there were pedos everywhere? Well they are hiring them to work in the White House now.Turns out they had to do that, legally.

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