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pseudopseudo.bsky.social
Minnesota Nice. Nevada Tough. Just out here tryin' to do my best, but I work in news so I'm angry *most* of the time. [he/him/dude]
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We have a release date for the new @cheekface.bsky.social album and all is good and right in the world even though I want to scream daily about most things I read

LOVE TOO GET YELLED AT BY VIEWERS FOR A PROBLEM THAT IS FIRMLY IN FACEBOOK'S REALM TO FIX

Anyone got a bangin' guacamole recipe? I've gotten myself into a competition at work. They're calling it "Guac Yer Socks Off" - I couldn't resist. Haha.

Goddamn it. In Star Wars: Outlaws, the score really *is* the friends you made along the way. Literally. 😂 Finally killed it, though. Into the next.

Genuinely excited for this. These two play off each other SO well. 🐏🤖 #AEW

Orange. Flippin'. Cassidy. What a great match. The hug-off was too funny. #AEW

It's embarrassing every time I see someone in a position of power resign because they disagree with the president. Like, I know working for a shitty boss sucks, but y'all are lucky enough to be IN POSITIONS THAT ALLOW YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT... 🤦‍♂️

Goddamnit, I *just* got into Marvel Rivals and now I've gotta stop playing. Will big corporations ever learn? (Answer: NO.)

47: "We're going to cut all the waste." Also 47: *uses taxpayer money to go to the Super Bowl* 47, again: *uses taxpayer money to do a lap at Daytona*

The fact that anyone has bought a Cybertruck is just proof that there are people out there stupid enough to think you can buy personality.

If you're at a #protest for real - stop posting pics with folks' faces in 'em, y'all! Shit, if you're being truly safe you shouldn't even really have your phone on you at a protest.

NO KINGS. NO LOVE FOR YOUR MADE-UP THINGS.

I normally wouldn't show *any* pics from a protest (to protect brothers and sisters), but... what does this sign mean? Is it referring to something specific? Been scratching my head since I saw it.

I don't know that anything feels better than finishing a big project ahead of schedule. Hot damn.

Love it when we get an expletive-laden comment about how we need to clean out our newsroom and hire "real journalists" on a story that was written by AP. 😂

Harley deserved the W. #AEW

YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THEY SHOULD

I just wanna catch up on wrestling while I power through my workday, and I forgot my dang iPad. Let's get some Fs in the chat, as they say.

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you Blueskyers who participate. And if you don't - I don't know, have a fun day rippin' on all those aggressively cutesy couples out there, I guess. 😂

Apologizing in advance for the higher frequency of all-cap, straight-up screaming political posts from me on here. I have to fling the horrible news at everyone during work every day, and this place is a little bit of a release valve for me. 🙃

Cheekface was right: We really *are* the virus. Dude.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A PART OF THE CHECKS AND BALANCES, YOU PAIR OF FUCKIN' CLOWN SHOES.

LITERALLY NO ONE ON THIS PLATFORM WANTS THIS, AARON.

The orange one announcing that he wants to get rid of the penny is proof that even the dumbest dudes have a decent idea every once in a while.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

In the *best* outcome, somehow both teams would lose. Watching Mahomes get sacked a bunch of times is a close second though. Haha. #SuperBowl