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Kai (that’s not my real name) , 27, 5’6, 120lbs, hahah, and yeah and such as! @pseudosexy_ on Twitter
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“One Flopped Over the Chudais Nest”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Comment “dms” for a hey in your suprise!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This feels artsy. But in a ~rich bitch at art school in BK who forgot the final projects due by midnight. So at the 11th hr they unearthed some rejected/ b-side nude from the archives, slapped a sepia filter on it, and referred to it as “commentary” bc it’s “something they heard once”~ kinda way. 😌

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

If you knew I was commando at work.... Would you join me in the bathroom 😏. Happy #FCF y'all!

submitted 41 days ago • 43 comments

If you can tell me where I had (with James Cameron avatar cgi level skill imo) edited out my dogs malevolent, repugnant, rode hard and hung up WET, nasty little toy he exclusively plays with…. I’ll dm you a gape pic 😁

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It’s about to jump off the screen!!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Take a seat

submitted 80 days ago • 96 comments

I have a sinus infection! And my fav thing about getting sick is that it’s almost like you completely forget what breathing at full capacity/ what life in general was like before hand…and also you’ve given up on any hope of feeling better… Laying in bed saying to urself “so this is forever now :/“

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Not only is my hand holding the bird, but also the two below my bush…. or something like that

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Bed headed and sleepy faced, Steve.

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Sittin' pretty

submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

Thoughts?

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Grocery shopping attire

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

half way hard

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Who doesn’t love running around the house in nothing but a thong and a robe?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever the fuck this app is I guess. Cheers! Give me a ten shun

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment