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All I want are political leaders that aren't afraid to say "oops" So fucking tired of the people in charge making a mistake, realizing the mistake, and then doubling down instead of just admitting that they messed up.

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Crisis resolved. The Archi mod had a good reflection, and apologized. Idk if I can play SA2B anymore still, but hey, at least Archipelago on the whole isn't terrible anymore.

Yesterday I realized I can't play SA2B Archipelago anymore, due to the mod author's support of transphobia. Today I realized I can't play Archipelago anymore, due to the entire server's support of transphobia.

Rollback Netcode, except it's only so that voice chats can bleep out the N word every time some kid says it.

Okay but why does the Esso in Whitecourt have the nicest bathrooms on the planet?

"On the Couch With Colby," except it's just me and Colby Armstrong making out on that couch for 10 minutes.

I miss adjectives. They were the words of all time.

People are always calling it "Knuckles' Chaotix," but as it clearly says on the title screen, the title of the game is "Chaotix™ Featuring Knuckles The Echidna Welcome To The Next Level In 32X World"

Anime "smart guy" character in the middle of his explanation of how their plan is going to come together.

I'm still thinking about that post from yesterday. If the entire planet spoke a single language, and your country spoke a different language, it would be really fucking weird to start talking about how much "better" your language is. Languages aren't "better" or "worse," they're just "different."

I don't think that's what they mean when they say "Frosted Tips."

I don't like fahrenheit, and I usually avoid using it, even around my American friends. The argument I hear all the time is that Fahrenheit is a "human temperature scale" and that 0 is the coldest that a human can handle. Well... It's -60F tonight with the wind chill.

A 10 degree difference in the wind chill and the real temperature is pretty normal around -30 ish. Not so much when it's only -15

POKÉMON PLAYER USES "METRONOME" No not the move. Not the held item either.

The peanut butterrrrr

Okay well there was only one fork, so I think I'm not underdressed

When you're the tallest person at the function, and also the only one not wearing formal attire.

Other people with read receipts: "wow. That person left me on read." Me with read receipts: "oh thank god they read what I said. They'll reply when they have the energy to."

Really bad brain fog yesterday. Got 12-ish hours of sleep and while I'm still tired, at least I feel like I'm inhabiting my body, and the things that are happening are like... Actually happening.

Come to Canada. We have "whoops I spilled my syrup on the ground. Good thing there's snow here. Wait..." "Whoops I spilled my gravy on your fries. Wait..." "The most universally beloathed pizza topping." And of course, "clam 'juice' mixed with tomato juice, and add vodka."

"Sometimes the REAL monsters are the racist penguins we met along the way!" ~me to Jared while playing Paper Mario

Not to be too judgy, but if you're in a game dev's discord, and the game dev said "we're working hard on the story and worldbuilding of our game," and you responded with "is that a good thing or a bad thing?" I would break up with you immediately.

Really pissed that I tried to say "Super duper simple," and said "Super duple" instead

"if you could travel back in time and kill Hitler before he rose to power, would you?" Well, Elon Musk is right there. He still hasn't fully "risen to power" yet.

Any of my American friends want a place to move to? Now taking applications for roommates.

Are people gonna get #NotMyPresident trending again?

"Saturday Morning" is not a valid time of day.

One of those "random references I make all the time": my windshield wipers were stuck, I turned them on, and they did that thing where they sort of break out of the ice violently and start working. I say "ooh, she's not happy." Followed immediately by "he's not going to be happy about the pizza."

I can't believe they finally released info about the New Game Plus for the Switch.

It's either Bay-Gull or Bag-Ull, and I don't think it needs to be a whole thing if you say it the other way because they basically sound the same to me.

If my name was Nathan, my name on dating apps would be "Dommy Nate." Instead it's just "Dommy."

Sitting in a new restaurant, listening to the radio, and thinking "why is this song still happening to me?" Love Generation, by Bob Sinclair.

Tinder is cool because I'll see a profile with the perfect man, and swipe right, and then spend the next month wondering if he isn't interested, or if he just hasn't logged onto Tinder lately.

I will complain about never having enough time to play any of the games I want to play, and then spend an entire weekend playing PokéClicker.