Profile avatar
psychotoaster-prod.bsky.social
Come spend some time with three idiots giving you their opinions on Video Nasties, blaxploitation movies and Kung Fu flicks! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7yRQwNOjaK-z5JtIyGUz0Q
728 posts 163 followers 143 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

See a Doc, post a Doc!

Looking at the timeline on Amazon, the movie really should have ended at 01:23. The movie really falls off the cliff for the last half hour. #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

See, Shin Godzilla had lots of talking bits, the endless meetings, but that was the point of the movie. Satire of the government's handling of Fukashima. This, what did the endless talking scenes serve? #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

So their end fight is them just rolling around on the ground? What an odd choice. #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Okay, I do like that it was a realistic Black Hole. #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Argh, why are you shooting this in the dark?!? #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Jesus, what were they thinking? They totally threw the brakes on. Lets talk to the camera. Now we're talking to Kamen Rider. Now the two Kamen Riders are talking. Now one of the Kamen Riders is talking to his handlers. Sheesh. Do something #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Boy the pacing in the movie is all over the place. Lets just stop and shoot this lady talking into the camera for three minutes in one take. #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

See the CGI in this high speed Kamen Rider vs Yellow Bug Lady is objectively terrible CGI, but making it surreal like this excuses the crap graphics. Its suppose to look weird. #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Lady, don't just stand there while he (very, very slowly) puts on his helmet! #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

Welcome to 7:30! Hitting play on #ShinKamenRider #KaijuKliq #Godzilla #KamenRider #MutantFam

The #Siff breakfast of champions!

Thank god. #Israel was a garbage song (not for political reasons. It just fucking sucked) ( #Austria wasn't that much better!) #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

#SWEDEN WAS ROBBED! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Zero points for UK. And balance has been restored to the Force. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Okay, the jury voting is fucking mental? How? Why? WTF? #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

12 points for #UK? What the hell just happened?!? #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Käärijä vs Baby lasagna?!? #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

MEOW CAT PLEASE MEOW BACK! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

CHA! CHA! CHA! CHA! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Here we go, my final rankings: 01) Sweden Luxemburg Spain Finland Germany Ukraine Denmark San Marino Estonia Iceland Armenia Poland Norway Latvia Greece Netherlands Italy France Albania Portugal Switzerland Austria Malta UK Lithuania 26) Israel #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

ALL HAIL THIS YEARS WINNER! #Sweden #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

THIS IS AMAZING! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Now serving. . . CUNT! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

#Armenia takes a stroll! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Eurovision in one post. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

#Germany has a real banger this year too! It's getting hard to pick a winner. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Time for #Finland and their giant not-at-all-phallic rocket-mic stand! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

It's at the bottom of the pile for songs I love, but I still enjoy the hell out of the #Netherlands entry. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

#Austria is technically brilliant with an astounding voice, but shackled to a boring as fuck song. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

"What the hell just happened?" Yeah, ladies. That's what we're all asking. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Hey, look - it's this years last place song! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025 (I made that joke already)