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I must have been a woman this whole time because people still can't guess my mom!

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Me, barely watches baseball: Baseball is back

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idolize by dorian electra be hitting different after obtaining a modicum amount of niche internet fame. like ohhhh fuck theyre right

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why is it called grief and not caught in an r.i.p. tide

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Yankees are up by two touchdowns late in the second half

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I have a theory. Maybe Trump's toilet wasn't originally gold in color. Maybe one day why he was out, someone replaced his old toilet with a gold one and ever since then he thinks the things he shits on turns to gold. Kind of explains why he keeps shitting on America and Americans.

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It can't be my boobs, Cloud said my boobs are perfect. WHO'S CLOUD!? I'll kill him! If he is a him! ... 😡 You're not killing anyone, Jake Can I go upstairs then? This conversation is making me really uncomfortable. Sit down, Jake! -Daria if it was made these days

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God I miss cumtown

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Everyone in my support network knows what is happening now and since none of them are my family I feel good. I never feel safe but I feel okay.

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Gender nihilism is cope

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New post up on the site! Still trying how to figure out how to write better but this one's not terrible! It's about real life this time so that's cool! TW: 1-2 slurs

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I'm such a fucking cringe fest lol A guy friend of mine was joking around with me a lot (Maybe flirting, don't want to assume) and I had to give him a few warnings. Eventually he kept pushing things and I was losing my mind. I had to rush back to my room and lay down lol like an anime lol

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(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris

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If the operations weren't classified, how could there have been operations security? Riddle me that.

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everybody wants to rule the world but no one wants to unload the dishwasher

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Time for my quarterly “ethics in capitalism” work training. Struggling with the question: is it ethical or unethical to pour coffee grounds on extra bread at the end of your shift so homeless people can’t eat it?

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It’s happening….

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Good morning

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I am a good person to head national security because I cannot remember important details about my text chains about national security. This makes me very secure. If I get kidnapped they can’t get information out of me because I don’t know anything

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Getting so fed up with everyone on earth talking dirty to me and never fucking. No one is getting any more pictures from me unless it's the ones where I'm armed. At least you'll have a reason to be timid if keep it that way.

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Congrats

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Kind of surprised that the thing that is controversial rn isn't controversial at all and no one thinks it's bad but me

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Literally, by the definition of it, they ARE NOT clean on OPSEC lmao

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I have rewired my brain into feeling good from being cold and hungry. I can feel myself getting prettier with every slicing ache through my abdomen. With every person I swear at I am reminded that I had the will power to skip eating. With every flush of anxiety, a wave of euphoria!

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say what you will about bluesky but at least people can't @ grok in your mentions

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Twitter Republic over there lmao I only found this guy as soon as I logged in and he's not part of my follows... Posting about how Hitler is a better artist than all Jews... because Hitler painted buildings..

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an all-tboy version of Jackass could be what heals this sinful world

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Substantial jump in the % of people who think they'll have lower income in the next 6 months

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IF ANYONE KNOWS A DOCTOR IN CALIFORNIA-NEVADA-UTAH WHO ACTUALLY LIKES BLACK WOMEN AND WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME BE ABLE TO SWALLOW AND STAND AGAIN PLEASE LET ME KNOW THANK YOU

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getting murdered Hold the fuck on, I have a meme for this

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Smartest crypto quote on @blueksy. And it doesn't have to be $5k. In a country where a large number of people don't have $400 in savings, If a candidate doesn't respect the importance of $100 of crypto to young voters, they will lose them

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"They said my dick is small.. And my balls are too small too. I could not get hard unless I was looking at men. ..and I wanna see a woman's pussy-PSYCHE no I don't!!" -Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias

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These aren’t sex toys they’re sex tools

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WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

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"They said my dick is small.. And my balls are too small too. I could not get hard unless I was looking at men. ..and I wanna see a woman's pussy-PSYCHE no I don't!!" -Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias

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You are the version of Trash that acts hardcore and puts on an act. I'm the version of Trash that is getting brain(s).

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we should start using this post against people again

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call me serial experiments the way i get lain !!!

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Ian Finance is needed atm

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They always seem to miss the point...

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