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psysquared.bsky.social
Tired in the streets. Tired in the sheets.
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The GOAT never misses.

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Gene Hackman found dead: Well he was old so not too surprising. Rip. And his wife: hmmm? And his dog: hmMM? No foul play suspected: HMMM!?

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If I pull up and you've got a clanker washing your dishes I'm sticking fridge magnets to its head until it dies.

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STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

🫵 penis tower.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

that's praxis

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

There are two genders. Freaks who wake up before dawn to workout before the day starts Normal people(me) who rushes through lifts and potentially injured themselves because they can't say no to social engagements after work days.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

happy valentines to my true love (cigarettes)

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

As a millennial, the phone terrifies me with the idea that people might be calling me to talk, but it comforts me with the idea that I can use it to make myself constantly angry and depressed by looking at the news

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

Give the green man some blue chew

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submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

I travelled to Seward AK back in 2017 and got to witness someone living my dream job.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The birthday shit posting begins now.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Move 18 tons and what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain't one

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

you heard him.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact Google doesn't give you AI suggestions if you swear

submitted 19 days ago • 42 comments

good emails to get: -you have been accepted to free money program -darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person) -we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral bad emails to get: -all others

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Kendrick's smirk and birthday kbbq are the only 2 things that're ganna get me through this week.

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submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments

I need bluesky to add "turn off reskeets" as a function. I follow everyone I follow because I like their content in some way, but SOME of y'all are getting REALLY LIBERAL WITH THE FURRY PORN RESKEETING THAT I DID NOT FOLLOW YOU FOR AND YOU DO NOT CREATE.

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submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

submitted 24 days ago • 59 comments

Don’t forget: It’s important in strange times to continue posting weird horny stuff

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments