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Some Difficulties
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Are Disney movies musicals?

Not tonight Satan. I know better than to get a 6th Shinobi game when I never put the time in to beat the other five.

Do Putin's people have to hose Trump's crack down before Putin bends him over? #seriousquestions

Carmex chapstick is worthless it lasts like a week; stick to Burts thanks for coming to my ted talk.

The cabinet of the clothesless emperor is barren.

K. Gonna toss this thing across the room and pass out. Headache. Itchy...tasty...

That’s your first clue💁‍♀️

Did sea lions come out of the water or did dogs go into the water? Why did I teach myself Latin and still not understand? (literally 4 people on Earth will get this joke and that's ok. don't worry about it. I just wanted to remember.)

This was just shared with me on Twitter. I 💯 support this. #TreasonousTrump

I wonder what the federal budget for these is.

Kinda surprised the pic was only $300 on ebay.

Pulling out the same type of device on a traffic stop that was used to beat police officers on Jan 6 is probably not the best plan.

3-2. Good. F*ck us. #FourNations

The line for the tolerance paradox has been crossed. March on the golf course. Fix it before the era is something else that isn't taught in schools out of embarrassment. Stupid trash f*cks. When he demands help, stand down and stand by. Or, just f*ck the existence of the United States.

Aw Wemby has a bruise.

Trump was born in Jamaica. 🤭🙂‍↔️ ok g'nite

I'm gonna rename the pullout method as thoughts and prayers

we should have never given up the Smurf hat

Would you rather... Have a 4" syphilitic dick and one ball or A 2" syphilitic dick and no balls?